# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 238
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2023, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4744 "2023-08-10T21:48:47Z")
We are now in violation of treaty. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4745 "2023-08-11T01:14:39Z")
Imperfection must be sterlized. ---
**Author:** ![phs3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8491ac/32.png) [@phs3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phs3)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4746 "2023-08-11T02:15:05Z")
ITYM: “There is no third planet now.” “Don’t you think I know that? There was…there was. That thing…destroyed it…I heard them…four hundred of my men…calling for help…begging me…and I couldn’t…” Best. Episode. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4747 "2023-08-11T02:16:13Z")
DAVID: Well, don’t have kittens. Genesis is going to work. They’ll remember you in one breath with Newton, Einstein, Surak. CAROL: Thanks a lot. No respect from my offspring. DAVID: Par for the course. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4748 "2023-08-11T03:39:18Z")
> [@phs3](#): > > ITYM: > > “There is no third planet now.” > > “Don’t you think I know that? There was…there was. That thing…destroyed it…I heard them…four hundred of my men…calling for help…begging me…and I couldn’t…” > > Best. Episode. Ever. The remastered version is even better! Great sfx, much better than the original. In play: NO KILL I ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4749 "2023-08-11T03:46:09Z")
This news really changes everything I can’t believe how wrong I’ve been Convinced myself we shared the same feelings I won’t make that mistake again ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4750 "2023-08-11T05:02:19Z")
> [@phs3](#): > > ITYM: “There is no third planet now.” No, the line was/is “There is no ‘third planet’!” Delivered with blunt finality. Kirk always was a master of tact… ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4751 "2023-08-11T05:14:57Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Now, if you’ll excuse me, gentlemen, I must attend to my ship. _Au revoir!_ I believe it was “I have a ship to tend to,” echoing Harry Mudd. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4752 "2023-08-11T13:53:50Z")
'Twas Cyrano Jones, but I take your point. Shut up, Stella! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4753 "2023-08-11T15:32:09Z")
You are, of course, correct. My mind must have been elsewhere. 😧 “Oh, yes. I know the place!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2023, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4754 "2023-08-11T15:36:19Z")
More? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4755 "2023-08-12T00:56:22Z")
“I do not understand. I do not wish to see you harmed in any way.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4756 "2023-08-12T01:05:38Z")
“Mister O’Brien says the weapon was in a state of discharge.” “Perhaps something occurred during transport, Commander.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4757 "2023-08-12T01:24:35Z")
“Have you _ever_ won a case?” “Winning isn’t everything!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4758 "2023-08-12T03:22:11Z")
I demand it. I demand it! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4759 "2023-08-12T03:23:42Z")
"Linguistics background; _you?"_ “No, but it’s Uhura. Don’t ruin this for me. I will end your life.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4760 "2023-08-12T19:57:01Z")
So her first name’s Nyota? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4761 "2023-08-12T21:52:10Z")
My… God! Shields. SHIELDS! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4762 "2023-08-13T01:22:07Z")
Lunkhead?!? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4763 "2023-08-13T01:31:12Z")
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