# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 239
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4764 "2023-08-13T01:33:07Z")
I’m _laughing_ at the superior intellect. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4765 "2023-08-13T03:27:05Z")
He _is_ intelligent, but not experienced. His pattern suggests… two-dimensional thinking. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4766 "2023-08-13T04:00:10Z")
The sterilization procedure against your ship was unnecessary. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4767 "2023-08-13T04:43:23Z")
“That’s nippy.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4768 "2023-08-13T11:50:52Z")
“Ad astera per aspera.” "They put that on the _recruitment poster?!"_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4769 "2023-08-13T12:09:57Z")
The truth is, Captain, I made a mistake: a wonderful, incredible mistake. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4770 "2023-08-13T13:39:13Z")
It is a good day to die, Duras. And the day is not yet over. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4771 "2023-08-13T19:06:41Z")
_bortaS bIr jablu’DI’ reH QaQqu’ nay’_ (When cold revenge is served, the dish is always very good) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4772 "2023-08-14T16:57:38Z")
A thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4773 "2023-08-14T18:36:21Z")
With his outdated weapon? If he shoots at me, I will just step out of the way. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4774 "2023-08-14T18:51:05Z")
You’re ill-mannered. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4775 "2023-08-14T20:20:35Z")
I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that; first, let’s lose those threads. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4776 "2023-08-15T14:03:02Z")
I don’t want to be waited on. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4777 "2023-08-16T19:04:27Z")
We are in _law_ enforcement. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4778 "2023-08-16T22:02:52Z")
Not yet. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4779 "2023-08-16T22:15:33Z")
Shields up! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4780 "2023-08-17T19:14:58Z")
His brain is gone! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4781 "2023-08-17T23:00:43Z")
Happiness at least, sirs. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4782 "2023-08-17T23:12:27Z")
“You have sharp eyes.” “Not really. I just waited to see which one of you got knocked down first, and then I shot the one left standing.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4783 "2023-08-18T02:36:21Z")
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