# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2014, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/462 "2014-10-06T22:50:41Z")
“Sleep." ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2014, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/463 "2014-10-06T23:11:04Z")
It _never happened_! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/464 "2014-10-07T02:36:43Z")
Kiss it, Scotty! Baby it! Flatter it if you have to, but keep it going. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/465 "2014-10-07T03:42:45Z")
Now you’re making sense! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/466 "2014-10-07T14:13:28Z")
You have to be either an obsessive crackpot who’s escaped from his keeper or Samuel T. Cogley, attorney at law. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/467 "2014-10-07T15:19:00Z")
_Peace_. Or. \*Utter \*_Destruction_. It’s up to you! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/468 "2014-10-07T15:22:57Z")
It would _sound!_ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/469 "2014-10-07T18:51:25Z")
Please. I must touch you. I beg it. It is my existence. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/470 "2014-10-07T19:28:48Z")
Are there … _others_ like you? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/471 "2014-10-07T19:30:20Z")
> [@bup](#): > > _Peace_. Or. \*Utter \*_Destruction_. It’s up to you! Klaatu. Barada. Nikto. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/472 "2014-10-07T19:46:36Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > Klaatu. Barada. Nikto. That ain’t _Trek_. In play: Neptune and back in six minutes! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/473 "2014-10-07T21:00:33Z")
God as my witness, I thought Pakleds could fly. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/474 "2014-10-07T21:04:04Z")
And _I_ am the Czar of all the Russias! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/475 "2014-10-08T00:35:03Z")
She is yours. After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/476 "2014-10-08T00:39:51Z")
Glory to you . . . and your houuuuuse. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/477 "2014-10-08T01:03:15Z")
Everybody knows what a Klingon is! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/478 "2014-10-08T01:57:20Z")
Leave your bigotry in your quarters! I’ll have none of it on my bridge! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/479 "2014-10-08T02:01:28Z")
Don’t try to stop me, Captain. I saw what they left of Pyotr. And I swore on his grave I would avenge his murder. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/480 "2014-10-08T02:02:09Z")
_ **Those** _ are Klingons?!? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/481 "2014-10-08T02:05:07Z")
Filthy Klingon murderers! You killed my brother, Pyotr. The Archanis IV research outpost. A hundred peaceful people massacred! Just like you did here. My brother - you killed my brother! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=25)