# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 240
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4784 "2023-08-18T02:39:18Z")
You’re a hologram too? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4785 "2023-08-18T02:45:03Z")
I know. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4786 "2023-08-18T06:06:52Z")
Captain. Edith Keeler must die. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4787 "2023-08-18T14:35:43Z")
Call Chekov and tell him to send my stomach down. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4788 "2023-08-18T19:36:39Z")
A question. He has passed into what was. All that you knew has been altered. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4789 "2023-08-18T21:58:03Z")
What does God need with a starship? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4790 "2023-08-18T22:02:33Z")
What do you care? By this time tomorrow, you’ll be an _amoeba._ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4791 "2023-08-19T13:14:56Z")
My eyes are technically open. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4792 "2023-08-19T13:20:47Z")
Put your hands over your head, or you ain’t going to have no head to put your hands over. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4793 "2023-08-19T18:41:29Z")
All hands! Abandon ship! Repeat! All hands, abandon - ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4794 "2023-08-19T20:08:35Z")
Here we go…. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4795 "2023-08-20T18:54:57Z")
Fair point. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4796 "2023-08-20T20:58:16Z")
Where’s my personal guard? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4797 "2023-08-21T13:06:21Z")
I thought I broke a captain. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4798 "2023-08-21T14:08:25Z")
Sometimes a monster is just a monster. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4799 "2023-08-22T03:09:21Z")
_Now_ you’re an engineer. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4800 "2023-08-22T22:24:16Z")
Eighteen minutes. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4801 "2023-08-22T22:27:37Z")
I’m with you every day, Geordi. Every time you look at this engine, you’re looking at me. Every time you touch it, it’s me. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4802 "2023-08-23T01:27:09Z")
Lunkhead?!? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4803 "2023-08-23T03:59:58Z")
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