# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 242
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4824 "2023-08-29T00:48:03Z")
How did you know, sir? I feel like such an idiot. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4825 "2023-08-29T05:34:49Z")
“You brought us here, you exposed us to it, and you cost us the lives of our shipmates!” "Oh, _please."_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4826 "2023-08-29T18:55:51Z")
Save as many of my people as you can. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4827 "2023-08-29T19:05:29Z")
There’s your patient. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4828 "2023-08-29T19:21:04Z")
The most cooperative man in this world is a dead man. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4829 "2023-08-29T19:24:31Z")
I’d advise youse to keep dialin’. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4830 "2023-09-01T13:52:42Z")
Are those mines? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2023, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4831 "2023-09-03T14:36:06Z")
It seemed the logical thing to do at the time. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2023, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4832 "2023-09-03T16:54:46Z")
Hi, Christopher. I’m Nero. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2023, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4833 "2023-09-03T17:05:34Z")
In contrast to what we are, you are a prancing … savage … _medicine man._ You dare defy one you should be on your knees worshipping? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2023, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4834 "2023-09-03T18:00:04Z")
“No, no. Absolutely not, Jim. You’re my best officer.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2023, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4835 "2023-09-04T16:14:42Z")
I’m _laughing_ at the superior intellect. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2023, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4836 "2023-09-04T21:53:08Z")
The guy says, _I want a second opinion._ The doctor says, _okay, you’re ugly too._ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2023, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4837 "2023-09-05T02:20:20Z")
Are you trying to bribe me? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2023, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4838 "2023-09-05T06:58:23Z")
I think he did a little too much LDS. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2023, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4839 "2023-09-05T15:35:37Z")
Spock… about those colorful metaphors we discussed. I don’t think you should try them anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2023, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4840 "2023-09-05T20:49:33Z")
Permission granted. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2023, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4841 "2023-09-05T22:05:20Z")
Here comes Genesis: we’ll do it for you in six minutes! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2023, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4842 "2023-09-05T22:14:40Z")
I was totally unprepared for how hot young Spock was going to be. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2023, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4843 "2023-09-06T03:11:18Z")
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