# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 243
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2023, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4844 "2023-09-06T13:39:21Z")
The _Merced_ is at your disposal, Captain Freeman ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2023, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4845 "2023-09-06T14:28:08Z")
I want to see Commander Data level work, people! Those isolinear chips better be a blur! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2023, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4846 "2023-09-06T19:35:07Z")
“Distance?” “Four thousand kilometers.” “We’re not going to make it, are we?” [David shakes his head.] ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2023, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4847 "2023-09-06T20:33:13Z")
Pain and delight, he said up above. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2023, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4848 "2023-09-06T21:55:34Z")
You will all die horribly, in searing pain! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4849 "2023-09-07T02:08:05Z")
Reg, you don’t have Terellian Death Syndrome! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2023, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4850 "2023-09-07T19:47:00Z")
Hang on! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4851 "2023-09-08T02:28:09Z")
Moopsy. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4852 "2023-09-08T05:27:14Z")
I don’t care if he’s JFK! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4853 "2023-09-08T14:34:36Z")
Professor Moriarty, I presume? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4854 "2023-09-08T14:39:46Z")
How’s science? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4855 "2023-09-08T15:31:09Z")
This idea of “time travel” is not so far-fetched as it might seem. In fact, I have learned that — even now! — there are people from the future _right here in San Francisco,_ and I have no doubt that their intent is to foul our world just as my Yankee did in King Arthur’s time. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2023, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4856 "2023-09-08T19:47:40Z")
Yes, I certainly did notice those delightful aspects. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2023, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4857 "2023-09-09T11:29:58Z")
You don’t have to be an Einstein to clue into any of that. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2023, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4858 "2023-09-09T21:48:21Z")
You don’t know the difference between a scheme and a conspiracy! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2023, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4859 "2023-09-09T23:03:31Z")
_Especially_ the lies. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2023, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4860 "2023-09-09T23:16:25Z")
I never tell the truth because I don’t believe there _is_ such a thing. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2023, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4861 "2023-09-09T23:18:44Z")
It is revolting! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2023, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4862 "2023-09-10T14:02:38Z")
It’s _reasonable,_ Mister Oxmyx; let’s break out some of your drinkin’ stuff, and celebrate the syndicate! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2023, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4863 "2023-09-10T16:26:11Z")
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