# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 244
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2023, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4864 "2023-09-10T18:59:15Z")
Never a dull moment. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4865 "2023-09-11T03:39:52Z")
Oh, I seriously doubt the Finance Ministry would try to have me executed for failure to pay my taxes. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4866 "2023-09-11T13:53:31Z")
You will need to head down to the terminal. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4867 "2023-09-13T10:51:37Z")
Also: a _sidecar?_ Even in your _fantasy,_ you’re not driving? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4868 "2023-09-13T18:33:46Z")
You’re just so clearly over-caffeinated. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4869 "2023-09-13T19:15:09Z")
I will not fight for Starfleet. But I will defend its ideals. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2023, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4870 "2023-09-14T10:51:59Z")
You used to be just a second-rate officer; now you’re a traitor and a coward. How does that feel? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2023, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4871 "2023-09-14T16:11:14Z")
Like a scallop. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4872 "2023-09-15T00:32:48Z")
My taste buds are definitely happy to have him around. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4873 "2023-09-15T01:40:36Z")
“Captain Kirk is not among us.” “You lie!” “I am a Vulcan. I am incapable of lying. Captain Kirk is on the planet’s surface.” “THEN GIVE ME HIS COORDINATES!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4874 "2023-09-15T02:21:35Z")
…Tombstone, Arizona… …October 26, 1881… …the day of the gunfight at O.K. Corral… …and we’re the Clantons… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4875 "2023-09-15T13:59:03Z")
Give me 30 cc’s of whatever the @#$%& worked last time! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4876 "2023-09-15T14:14:09Z")
But men will always be men no matter where they are. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4877 "2023-09-15T16:19:40Z")
Germany. Fascism. Hitler. They won the Second World War. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2023, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4878 "2023-09-16T19:11:17Z")
If I felt that nobody wanted to be around me, I’d probably be late and nervous too. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2023, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4879 "2023-09-16T23:05:45Z")
“Everything you ever wanted to know about Earth is in that PADD.” “You mean, it’ll teach me how to attract human females?” “Well… _almost_ everything.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2023, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4880 "2023-09-17T03:19:56Z")
Well, there’s no accounting for taste. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2023, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4881 "2023-09-17T11:42:45Z")
1920’s Chicago? Nobody’s washing their hands. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2023, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4882 "2023-09-17T15:37:23Z")
Sure goes against everything we’ve heard about not polluting the timeline, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4883 "2023-09-18T14:30:06Z")
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