# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 246
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4904 "2023-09-23T01:30:28Z")
Is it true what they say about your birthmark? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4905 "2023-09-23T01:37:20Z")
I wonder who started that birthmark rumor. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4906 "2023-09-23T01:47:38Z")
If I’d told you it was Benzan, you would have gone to war with his father; so I let you believe it was Okona. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4907 "2023-09-23T04:44:49Z")
_Medical_ tricorder. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4908 "2023-09-23T06:34:09Z")
Everyone, protect this slime! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4909 "2023-09-23T16:10:35Z")
Blindfolded sabre fights. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4910 "2023-09-23T20:18:21Z")
“How about a hug?” “How about a _kiss?_” “They _know_ each other!” "No kidding! _I_ know her, too, but… we don’t do _that."_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4911 "2023-09-23T20:51:16Z")
Sorry, neither. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4912 "2023-09-23T20:54:31Z")
Then may I suggest a swim, to be followed by a massage? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4913 "2023-09-23T20:57:21Z")
“Fun fact: I’m gonna rip your eyes out!” “That fact wasn’t fun!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2023, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4914 "2023-09-24T03:51:15Z")
Ouchies! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2023, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4915 "2023-09-24T06:47:01Z")
I worked so hard for this, and now the fellowship sees me as one of their own. The sky is the limit, my future is infinite with possibilities. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2023, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4916 "2023-09-24T09:31:12Z")
I happen to know better, so I’m neither qualified nor willing. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2023, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4917 "2023-09-24T14:43:01Z")
So _that’s_ when you hit the Klingons? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2023, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4918 "2023-09-24T15:01:12Z")
That’s why you came to me, isn’t it, Captain? Because you knew I could do those things that you weren’t capable of doing. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2023, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4919 "2023-09-24T18:39:06Z")
He said there’s always that possibility. And that’s not like Bones at all. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2023, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4920 "2023-09-24T18:53:03Z")
Verbal composition at its most sophisticated level. Your childlike mind cannot appreciate the time-worn wisdom of my words. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2023, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4921 "2023-09-24T21:05:57Z")
Just tell me to “shut up, Wesley,” and I will. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2023, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4922 "2023-09-24T22:43:08Z")
I have not computed the odds, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4923 "2023-09-25T08:36:05Z")
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