# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 247
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4924 "2023-09-25T18:12:10Z")
And it’s ancient. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4925 "2023-09-25T19:25:44Z")
How very flattering. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4926 "2023-09-26T01:29:55Z")
We’re talking about locking a man up for being too smart. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4927 "2023-09-26T07:50:20Z")
Nobody wants a sparkly captain! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4928 "2023-09-26T17:13:29Z")
So would an ermine violin, Doctor, but I see no advantage in having one. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4929 "2023-09-26T18:15:47Z")
The ship appears to be run by computer. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4930 "2023-09-26T22:32:34Z")
He means it’s _cold!_ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4931 "2023-09-26T23:12:04Z")
I’m only hard on you when you _make_ me hard! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4932 "2023-09-26T23:33:51Z")
“Thank you, Mister Data.” “Sorry, sir; that did not come out quite the way I intended.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4933 "2023-09-27T00:15:19Z")
Oh, we got sci-fi stuff happening over here! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4934 "2023-09-27T00:28:45Z")
And another William Riker materialized there. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4935 "2023-09-27T01:14:19Z")
So you’re the Terrible Thing, the Murdering Monster, the Creature. * * * Yes. Or he is. It depends on your point of view, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4936 "2023-09-27T16:15:17Z")
I am black on the _right_ side. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4937 "2023-09-27T17:01:31Z")
I am Spock, a dealer in kevas and trillium. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4938 "2023-09-27T18:34:27Z")
Bad news, gentlemen. Shore leave’s been cancelled. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4939 "2023-09-27T23:16:42Z")
Me? I don’t want the job. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4940 "2023-09-27T23:57:20Z")
If the world’s not ready for a woman writer, imagine what would happen if it learned about a Negro with a typewriter. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2023, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4941 "2023-09-28T03:40:40Z")
Community leader? Ha! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2023, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4942 "2023-09-28T11:24:37Z")
If I had him as a publicist, I’d be bigger than Elvis. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2023, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4943 "2023-09-28T23:21:41Z")
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