# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 248
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2023, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4944 "2023-09-29T00:41:36Z")
_“Vodka martini: stirred, not shaken.”_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2023, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4945 "2023-09-29T01:17:55Z")
I’m the X ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2023, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4946 "2023-09-29T02:18:57Z")
Hot Spock agrees with me. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2023, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4947 "2023-09-29T09:55:52Z")
But I’ll still fill you with crumpets, Madam. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2023, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4948 "2023-09-29T13:25:21Z")
I love your Starfleet carpeting. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2023, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4949 "2023-09-29T14:29:13Z")
You said that before — when I couldn’t build a fire. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2023, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4950 "2023-09-29T15:42:48Z")
I do not believe you appreciate the gravity of your situation, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2023, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4951 "2023-09-29T19:43:12Z")
All right, Bones; in the language of the planet, _what’s your beef?_ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2023, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4952 "2023-09-29T23:46:08Z")
Goddamn irresponsible! Playing games with life! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2023, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4953 "2023-09-29T23:59:20Z")
Young children are sometimes frightened of the world; that doesn’t mean that their parents should let them stay in their cribs. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2023, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4954 "2023-09-30T00:11:36Z")
It would be illogical for a Vulcan to show anger! It would be ILLOGICAL! ILLOGICAL! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2023, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4955 "2023-09-30T01:11:35Z")
Then I’m in good company, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2023, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4956 "2023-09-30T19:21:12Z")
There are times when I envy you, Mr. Data. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2023, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4957 "2023-09-30T21:13:44Z")
If you can’t break off of the booze, or whatever it is that makes you a bad risk, then get out. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2023, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4958 "2023-10-01T14:56:44Z")
If the Enterprise had a heart, I’d save you, too. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2023, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4959 "2023-10-01T14:57:42Z")
“How’d _you_ know Friday is the captain’s birthday?” “Well, where I come from, it’s a holiday. Crap. CRAP!” (Really, that entire episode is eminently quotable.) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2023, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4960 "2023-10-01T15:28:02Z")
I am curious; what is the etymology of that idiom? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2023, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4961 "2023-10-02T21:26:35Z")
Romulan ale should be illegal. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4962 "2023-10-03T02:46:32Z")
Ah. You wouldn’t happen to have a slice of pizza on you? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4963 "2023-10-03T21:09:27Z")
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