# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 249
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4964 "2023-10-03T23:30:40Z")
Giving him that cane was a great idea; I haven’t seen him limp in days. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4965 "2023-10-04T01:34:30Z")
It’s a Russian Inwention. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4966 "2023-10-04T03:03:28Z")
The cloak failed, and half the ship materialized in solid rock. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4967 "2023-10-04T08:42:08Z")
“I am Apollo!” “And I am the Czar of all the Russias!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4968 "2023-10-04T20:12:56Z")
It should be _more_ illegal. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4969 "2023-10-04T23:05:06Z")
“Keep your _place,_ Picard!” “This _is_ my place.” “_He_ is now my cha’dIch.” “This is not your world, human. You do not command here.” “I’m not here to command.” “Then you must be ready to fight. Something Starfleet does not teach you.” “You may test that assumption at your convenience.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4970 "2023-10-04T23:12:09Z")
Maybe we can’t break it. But I’ll bet you credits to navy beans we can put a dent in it. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4971 "2023-10-04T23:22:04Z")
“Sir, I protest! I am NOT a merry man!” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4972 "2023-10-04T23:23:36Z")
I solved for Y in my computation But missed vital information The variable so devastating I’m the X ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4973 "2023-10-05T00:15:02Z")
Data — and forgive me, Commander — is a curiosity; a wonder, even. But _thousands_ of Datas, isn’t that becoming _a race?_ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4974 "2023-10-05T00:35:39Z")
I just don’t think Boimler can handle being thrown in the brig by someone he dressed up as for Halloween. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4975 "2023-10-05T00:48:28Z")
That’s the problem with our business: too many guys named Paulie. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4976 "2023-10-05T00:56:15Z")
_Enterprise,_ this is Kirk. Understand your situation. Am unable to return to the planet. Prepare to institute Emergency Landing Plan… B. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4977 "2023-10-05T01:34:30Z")
Condition Green, all’s well. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4978 "2023-10-05T12:58:45Z")
Or whatever you want to call it, Data; I don’t have a proper name for it. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4979 "2023-10-05T15:48:55Z")
I have three legs. I can run very fast. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4980 "2023-10-05T20:00:02Z")
See how a man gets a reputation? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4981 "2023-10-05T22:39:22Z")
It would appear that I am, indeed, as Vulcan as a motherfucker. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4982 "2023-10-05T22:48:46Z")
Wow! It’s like what heaven would look like if God was stupid! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4983 "2023-10-05T23:23:58Z")
There is also a subplot about an older man conspiring with a younger woman to murder her husband. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=248) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=250)