# Random Star Trek Quotes

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Tags:** star-trek-paramount\
**Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/482 "2014-10-08T02:06:07Z")

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Pavel doesn’t have a brother. He’s an only child.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/483 "2014-10-08T02:08:28Z")

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That which we call a rose would by any other name smell as sweet!

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**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/484 "2014-10-08T02:14:42Z")

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Oh, I don’t know… I _ **lost** _, didn’t I?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/485 "2014-10-08T03:13:08Z")

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Riker: I’m sorry they startled you, Mrs. Troi. They’re Antedean delegates; they’re being stored here temporarily.

Lwaxana Troi: Delegates? Last time I saw something like that it was being served on a plate.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/486 "2014-10-08T03:14:22Z")

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> [@AncientHumanoid](#):
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> Riker: I’m sorry they startled you, Mrs. Troi. They’re Antedean delegates; they’re being stored here temporarily.
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> Lwaxana Troi: Delegates? Last time I saw something like that it was being served on a plate.

Lwaxana Troi: [of the Antedeans] I still say they look better in sauce.

😃

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/487 "2014-10-08T03:19:21Z")

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One of my faves of all of TNG:  
“Thank you for the drinks.” - Mr. Homn

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**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/488 "2014-10-08T03:29:10Z")

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“… _Limited range!_”

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/489 "2014-10-08T05:10:57Z")

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The fresh air seems to have made you trigger-happy!

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**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/490 "2014-10-08T05:21:35Z")

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“I’ll keep that in mind, Mister Bailey, when this becomes a democracy.”

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**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/491 "2014-10-08T05:24:08Z")

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CHEKOV: “Got him!”

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/492 "2014-10-08T06:13:33Z")

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> [@FUTBOL!](#):
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> “I’ll keep that in mind, Mister Bailey, when this becomes a democracy.”

Was that Bailey instead of Stiles? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/493 "2014-10-08T09:19:20Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> Was that Bailey instead of Stiles? :dubious:

Yup!

Bailey, clearly spooked by the cube, nervously suggested firing phasers, and he expressed his strong opinion as offering up a vote.

[See here now.](http://www.chakoteya.net/startrek/3.htm)

Stiles may have seemed repeatedly on the edge of insubordiantion, but it wasn’t his style (!) to offer up a vote.

And the conference meeting Kirk decided to hold really gave everyone present, including him, a “voice” on the current crisis, if not a vote.

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And Stiles did once again get out of hand:

_ **“Sit down, Mister!”** _

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/494 "2014-10-08T09:56:06Z")

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Do me a favour, Jim. Don’t tell Spock I said he was the best First Officer in the fleet.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/495 "2014-10-08T17:03:36Z")

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You were so busy worrying about his Vulcan eyes, you forgot about his Vulcan ears!

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/496 "2014-10-08T17:11:08Z")

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> [@FUTBOL!](#):
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> Bailey, clearly spooked by the cube, nervously suggested firing phasers, and he expressed his strong opinion as offering up a vote.

I may have been thinking of “Galileo Seven,” when someone says “The _majority!_” and Spock replies “I am not interested in the opinions of ‘the majority.’” But I somehow always associate that line with Stiles in the briefing room sequence in “Balance of Terror.”

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**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/497 "2014-10-08T17:33:49Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> I may have been thinking of “Galileo Seven,” when someone says “The _majority!_” and Spock replies “I am not interested in the opinions of ‘the majority.’” But I somehow always associate that line with Stiles in the briefing room sequence in “Balance of Terror.”

You are quite correct that “the majority” was mentioned in [The Galileo Seven](http://www.chakoteya.net/startrek/14.htm).

\*\*\*SPOCK: It does, indeed. It seems logical to me, also. But to take life indiscriminately,  
GAETANO: The majority.  
SPOCK: I am not interested in the opinion of the majority, Mister Gaetano. Components must be weighed. Our danger to ourselves as well as our duties to other life forms, friendly or not. There’s a third course.  
GAETANO: That could get us killed. \*\*\*

You know, it seems that challenging authority, even up to outright insubordination, such as falsely stepping into command of a vessel (as Spock did with a clever ruse in Menagerie I & II) was a rather frequent theme in Season 1, TOS.

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Another quote comes to mind, although I have several more already in the pipeline:

\*\*\*BOMA: My tone isn’t the only thing that’s hostile, Mister Spock! \*\*\*

Both snippets are directly from the [Star Trek Transcripts site](http://www.chakoteya.net/startrek/episodes.htm), with bolding and italics added, but otherwise unedited.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/498 "2014-10-08T17:55:48Z")

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Don’t leave me alone. Please, please. So lonely.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/499 "2014-10-08T19:15:00Z")

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You know, Homer was blind. Milton, Bach, Monet, Wonder…

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/500 "2014-10-08T19:28:44Z")

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Captain’s log; supplemental…

I always think of the invisible toilets when he says that.

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/501 "2014-10-08T19:57:06Z")

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[Me, sir, I’d like to volunteer](http://liquidfic.org/mesir.html).

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