# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 250
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4984 "2023-10-05T23:26:33Z")
“Who’s watching Tolar?” “I’ve locked him in his quarters. I’ve also left him with the distinct impression that if he attempts to force the door, it may explode.” “I hope that’s just an impression.” “It’s best not to dwell on such minutiae.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4985 "2023-10-05T23:50:41Z")
You can’t simply say, _Today, I Will Be Brilliant._ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4986 "2023-10-06T00:09:17Z")
“You took pity on those children. There’s nothing wrong with that.” "NO! I WAS A FOOL! I should have finished my interrogation and turned them over to the troops for execution, but because I was _chilly_ and my stomach was _growling,_ I _failed_ in my duty and SACRIFICED **EVERYTHING I HAD WORKED FOR!"** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4987 "2023-10-06T00:12:55Z")
You do understand, don’t you, that thought is the basis of all reality? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4988 "2023-10-06T15:46:43Z")
“I’ll summon my science officer.” “It won’t like your science officer. It _does_ like _you!_ Vitamins! They do wonders for the body.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4989 "2023-10-06T17:58:05Z")
I didn’t mean to cause offense. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4990 "2023-10-06T19:13:45Z")
It would be interesting, Captain, to return to that world in a hundred years, and to learn what crop has sprung from the seed you planted today. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4991 "2023-10-06T19:29:08Z")
I’m beginning to believe I could cure a rainy day! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2023, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4992 "2023-10-07T02:24:53Z")
"If you’re going to kill _me_, Khan, you’re going to have to come down here. You’re going to _have_ to come down _here!"_ “I’ve done far worse than kill you. I’ve hurt you. And I wish to go on… hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me. As you left _her._ Marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet. _Buried alive… buried alive…_” **“KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!”** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2023, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4993 "2023-10-07T02:48:03Z")
My client has the right to face his accuser — and, if you do not grant him that right, you have brought us down to the level of the machine; indeed, you have elevated that machine above us! I ask that my motion be granted; and, more than that, gentlemen: in the name of humanity, fading in the shadow of the machine, I demand it! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2023, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4994 "2023-10-07T14:21:26Z")
Sir, I intercepted and translated the message myself. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2023, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4995 "2023-10-07T14:32:36Z")
A slip in the pronunciation of the greeting caused a 20-year rift. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2023, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4996 "2023-10-07T15:15:30Z")
Shaka, when the walls fell. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2023, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4997 "2023-10-07T15:41:08Z")
What you’ve done here is build what we call _‘a house of cards.’_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4998 "2023-10-08T03:03:13Z")
Temba, his arms wide! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/4999 "2023-10-08T04:09:18Z")
There’s a warm wind coming in from Minecoy. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5000 "2023-10-08T10:30:22Z")
It was raining, in the city by the bay: a hard rain. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5001 "2023-10-08T11:25:46Z")
“Captain. Sickbay reports Lt. Torres’ condition is better.” “Oh, concern for one’s fellow comrade! How touching!” “And now a _personal_ request, sir. Permission to clean up the bridge.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5002 "2023-10-08T11:44:29Z")
“I’ll cut off your head and throw it in your face!” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5003 "2023-10-08T11:45:39Z")
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