# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 251
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5004 "2023-10-08T11:53:03Z")
Wait! Maybe I’m tired of being a hero? Maybe I’ve thought over what you said, and decided that you’re absolutely right? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5005 "2023-10-08T12:09:55Z")
It’s just a little hero worship, Doctor. To tell you the truth I can’t say I blame them. We all grew up hearing about what you did. Or what you’re about to do. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5006 "2023-10-08T12:18:12Z")
All right, fine. But I can’t wait to get back to Deep Space Nine and see your face when you find out that I never existed. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5007 "2023-10-08T13:20:55Z")
ODO! I want SATISFACTION! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5008 "2023-10-08T13:24:52Z")
Deanna is just the woman to bring some meaning to your sorry existence, if you’re smart enough to take it. I doubt that you are. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5009 "2023-10-08T20:48:40Z")
But I wanna be rich now! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5010 "2023-10-09T00:37:07Z")
Hey, that’s what horse racing’s about! Roll 'em, boy! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5011 "2023-10-09T01:05:11Z")
He made me promise not to tell you, so you have to keep this under your hats. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5012 "2023-10-09T01:51:45Z")
Benny, I’m a magazine editor. I am not a crusader, I am not here to change the world; I’m here to put out a magazine. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5013 "2023-10-09T01:53:56Z")
Let’s finish this at my palace. It’ll make a better location for the photo op, and all my favorite baseballs are there. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5014 "2023-10-09T01:56:22Z")
No, you’re an irritant; you’ll stay here, and provide a first-class example to the androids of a human failure. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5015 "2023-10-09T02:00:01Z")
All I ask is a tall ship… and a load of contraband to fill it with. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5016 "2023-10-09T02:04:04Z")
You have an efficient intellect, superior physical skills, and no emotional impediments; there are Vulcans who aspire all their lives to achieve what you’ve been given by design. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5017 "2023-10-09T02:29:41Z")
“I have never before met a Vulcan, sir.” “Nor I, a work of art, madam.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5018 "2023-10-09T02:38:31Z")
If I am, you haven’t been able to prove it for four years. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5019 "2023-10-09T20:44:31Z")
These chromosomes are human. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5020 "2023-10-09T20:49:01Z")
They say Time is the fire in which we burn. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5021 "2023-10-09T20:51:32Z")
If you think I’m going to spend sixty dollars for a goddam toaster oven, you’re out of your mind. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5022 "2023-10-09T22:43:34Z")
Data is a toaster. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5023 "2023-10-09T22:45:05Z")
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