# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 252
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5024 "2023-10-09T22:50:01Z")
Lunkhead?!? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5025 "2023-10-09T23:10:01Z")
“Let’s go find the honeymoon suite, pudding bear.” “Right this way, muffin skunk.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5026 "2023-10-09T23:13:01Z")
I’m sure that you’ve said that to many ladies before, and it was no more true _then_ than it is _now._ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5027 "2023-10-09T23:13:53Z")
Move us to position alpha, ensign. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5028 "2023-10-09T23:14:03Z")
He knows, Doctor. He knows. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5029 "2023-10-09T23:21:38Z")
I fell in love in a day. It lasted a week… but what a week! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5030 "2023-10-09T23:25:17Z")
And, like the spider, I feel the strings vibrate whenever anyone new chances into my web. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5031 "2023-10-10T00:41:45Z")
My father was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After three days of intense pain… the snake died. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5032 "2023-10-10T01:05:45Z")
He’s really not dead… as long as we remember him. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5033 "2023-10-10T01:18:17Z")
Solok took every opportunity to remind me of the match. He used to point me out whenever I walked across the campus. In fact he wrote five psychology papers about our match. I became the living embodiment of why Vulcans were inherently superior to humans. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5034 "2023-10-10T01:52:05Z")
That’s why we’ve selected you, Riker, to become part of the Q: so that you can bring to us this human need and hunger, that we may understand it. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5035 "2023-10-10T02:09:34Z")
“And so they exiled you.” “That’s correct! And left me with nothing to look forward to but having lunch with you!” “I’m sorry you feel that way. I thought you enjoyed my company.” "Oh, I did, and that’s the worst of it. I can’t believe I enjoyed eating mediocre food and staring into your smug, sanctimonious face! I _hate_ this place, and I hate _you!"_ “Okay, Garak. That’s your prerogative. Now I really think you should lie down.” “GET AWAY FROM ME!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5036 "2023-10-10T10:06:57Z")
Wait a minute; you’ve been declared dead! You can’t give orders around here! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5037 "2023-10-10T13:12:32Z")
I just cleaned out a few junior officers, and I thought I’d come and try my luck here. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5038 "2023-10-10T16:19:47Z")
Tell you what: I’ll bet that I can find any card that you hide in this deck — and, furthermore, I will make you help me find it! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5039 "2023-10-10T18:13:50Z")
I’m a patient woman; but I have run out of patience. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5040 "2023-10-10T18:19:06Z")
Mr. Tandro, you will want to re-examine your extradition request. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5041 "2023-10-11T01:21:11Z")
Killing your own clone is still murder. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5042 "2023-10-11T20:04:49Z")
You’re lying! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5043 "2023-10-11T20:08:13Z")
Tendi: “Yeah, and I’m gonna wear your gym shorts around our shared quarters with nothing up top because who cares about nudity with our situation?” Rutherford: (chuckles) “You-you are?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=251) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=253)