# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 253
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5044 "2023-10-11T20:52:15Z")
Are you saying it’s a woman’s game because women are weak and need more help? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2023, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5045 "2023-10-12T17:46:20Z")
There is so much we need to talk about. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2023, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5046 "2023-10-13T00:21:45Z")
When will you get it through your thick head that it’s _over_ between us, Jean-Luc? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2023, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5047 "2023-10-13T18:01:06Z")
Taste wet sustenance! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2023, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5048 "2023-10-13T19:22:07Z")
Sour the milk! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2023, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5049 "2023-10-13T21:52:42Z")
Whoever he is, he sure talks gloomy! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2023, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5050 "2023-10-13T21:54:02Z")
“One _rakatajino_ with a _jacarine_ peel.” “…Nothing for me.” [moves to another replicator] “One _icoberry_ tort.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2023, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5051 "2023-10-13T23:56:17Z")
Lad, yer goin’ to need somethin’ to wash that down with; have y’ever tried any Saurian brandy? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2023, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5052 "2023-10-14T14:52:35Z")
I’m ready. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2023, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5053 "2023-10-14T19:07:11Z")
I’m not Boimler! I’m Anti-Grav Boy, Protector of the Lower Decks! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2023, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5054 "2023-10-14T19:12:32Z")
Hardly that, Captain! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2023, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5055 "2023-10-14T20:23:03Z")
I’m an old man, and I’m out of touch; but the Worf that I remember was more concerned with things like _honor_ and _loyalty_ than _rules_ and _regulations._ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2023, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5056 "2023-10-14T21:07:21Z")
“Say the WRONG THING, Torg!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2023, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5057 "2023-10-14T21:48:19Z")
Ah, Microbrain. Growl for me, let me know you still care. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2023, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5058 "2023-10-14T23:14:58Z")
Your devotion to etiquette is highly admirable, sir; however, your methods leave much to be desired. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2023, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5059 "2023-10-15T02:58:45Z")
Aye, they’re into the food processors. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2023, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5060 "2023-10-15T10:08:34Z")
If you order anything but the bread pudding soufflé, you’ll be making a mistake you will regret the rest of your lives. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2023, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5061 "2023-10-15T18:33:39Z")
I recognize it. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2023, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5062 "2023-10-15T18:42:50Z")
When you would not say the holy words of the Ee’d Plebnista, I doubted you. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2023, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5063 "2023-10-15T23:44:28Z")
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