# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 254
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2023, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5064 "2023-10-15T23:53:08Z")
I’m from Iowa. I only work in outer space. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5065 "2023-10-16T00:17:54Z")
And the liver that was about to explode in my face? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5066 "2023-10-16T00:20:47Z")
GILLIAN: Do you trust me? KIRK: Implicitly. GILLIAN: Good. Large mushroom, pepperoni with extra onions and a Michelob, please. WAITER: Great choice, …and you, sir? KIRK: Make that two. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5067 "2023-10-16T00:23:10Z")
…and him? The one I saw before, with the head? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5068 "2023-10-16T02:41:21Z")
Joke’s on you, man! I love the brig! I’m going to my favorite place! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5069 "2023-10-16T02:48:32Z")
I hate Vulcans: I hate the logic; I hate the arrogance. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5070 "2023-10-16T08:14:44Z")
“I enter into the record this excerpt from the captain’s personal log.” “I’ve never trusted Klingons. And I never will. I’ve never been able to forgive them for the death of my boy.” [riotous outrage from the Klingons] “Are those your words?” “Those words were spoken by me.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5071 "2023-10-16T10:48:50Z")
Oh, hell, just forget all that and give me a martini, straight up — with, uh, two olives, for the vitamins. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5072 "2023-10-16T15:50:31Z")
All ships ready for warp. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5073 "2023-10-16T20:28:07Z")
If this works, you’ll be joining an elite group of pilots: Orville Wright, Neil Armstrong, Zefram Cochrane … and Tom Paris. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5074 "2023-10-17T18:01:03Z")
The sooner our happiness together begins, the longer it will last. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5075 "2023-10-17T19:25:45Z")
I have a new love, Jean-Luc. And you can’t keep killing all my lovers; that simply has to stop. ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5076 "2023-10-17T23:12:45Z")
Photon Torpedo, isn’t that the universal greeting when communications are down. Or the universal greeting when you don’t like someone… ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5077 "2023-10-17T23:16:27Z")
Please let me target their warp core! I’ve been _very_ good this week! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5078 "2023-10-18T00:17:06Z")
MARINER: At least the replicator still works. Computer, iced tea with a splash of lemonade, cold. REPLICATOR: Black licorice, dry. MARINER: Great. The least nutritious food that tastes the most like poison. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5079 "2023-10-18T03:32:14Z")
And you killed her children, thousands of them. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5080 "2023-10-18T09:36:26Z")
Are you saying that I caused the anomaly — and that the anomaly somehow disrupted the beginnings of life on Earth? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5081 "2023-10-18T15:08:07Z")
May I inquire as to the nature of our diplomatic mission? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5082 "2023-10-18T17:19:07Z")
Standing around by the Alamo. Walking around in San Antonio. Looking around for a new kind of love. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5083 "2023-10-19T00:43:40Z")
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