# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 255
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5084 "2023-10-19T01:28:08Z")
Well, I’ll call Valhalla and reserve you a room. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5085 "2023-10-19T01:34:36Z")
Mariner, geez. You’ve been weathering that stem bolt for so long, it probably can’t even self-seal anymore. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5086 "2023-10-19T01:37:36Z")
Anything you need, I can get it for you wholesale. I can get it for you _less_ than wholesale, if you don’t ask me where it came from. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5087 "2023-10-19T01:43:17Z")
WEYOUN: They say voluntary termination is quick and painless. I’m afraid it’s not true. ODO: I’ll get you a pain suppressor. WEYOUN: That won’t be necessary but there is one thing you can do for me. ODO: What’s that? WEYOUN: Give me your blessing. ODO: I can’t. WEYOUN: Please, Odo. Tell me that I haven’t failed, that I’ve served you well. ODO: You have. And for that you have my gratitude, and my blessing. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5088 "2023-10-19T01:59:01Z")
For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5089 "2023-10-19T02:12:24Z")
Don’t you feel time gaining on you? It’s like a predator; it’s stalking you. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5090 "2023-10-19T02:33:01Z")
It sits there looking at me, and I don’t know what it is. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5091 "2023-10-19T02:38:44Z")
Then I will rule summarily based on my findings: Data is a toaster. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5092 "2023-10-19T11:03:27Z")
Then you are no different than the Borg. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5093 "2023-10-19T18:08:11Z")
Please wait. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5094 "2023-10-19T19:25:52Z")
“Welcome, commander. Please enter. The Prophets await you.” “…Another time, perhaps.” “Another time.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5095 "2023-10-19T19:53:47Z")
It is simply that I have more to protect than a man in your position could possibly imagine; no offense, but a military career has never been considered to be — _‘upwardly mobile’_. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5096 "2023-10-19T23:10:00Z")
Oh, jeez, are you about to cry? This guy’s not even crying, and his toes are being digested. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2023, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5097 "2023-10-19T23:11:49Z")
I love that man, but — good intentions aside — he’d mess up a free lunch. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5098 "2023-10-22T19:56:18Z")
You swear well, Picard. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5099 "2023-10-22T20:11:31Z")
Your Honor, the courtroom is a _crucible_; in it, we burn away irrelevancies until we are left with a pure product — the truth — for all time. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5100 "2023-10-22T20:52:05Z")
Smell ya later! And I mean that literally, 'cuz y’all shit everywhere! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5101 "2023-10-22T22:31:25Z")
Believe me, it’s better to be dead than to live alone in the body of a woman. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5102 "2023-10-22T22:48:18Z")
I have never calculated them, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5103 "2023-10-22T23:14:54Z")
BORG QUEEN (HOLOGRAM): “A remarkable creature. Your design very nearly passes as human.” BOIMLER: “I _am_ human.” BORG QUEEN (HOLOGRAM): “Oh! Wow. Then you need to drink more water. Your skin is a mess. But still, I think I should add your biological distinctiveness to our own; it’s kind of our thing.” BOIMLER: “Are-are you sure? Because I’ve got hay fever and acid reflux. Adding me might result in a net negative for the collective.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=254) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=256)