# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 256
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5104 "2023-10-22T23:28:40Z")
That’s funny; you look just like the captain of our football team. I had such a crush on him! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5105 "2023-10-23T00:50:33Z")
“Lieutenant, a few years ago, I watched a freshman cadet pass four upper classmen on the last hill of the forty kilometer run on Danula Two. The damndest thing I ever saw. The only freshman to ever win the Academy marathon. I made it my business to get to know that young fellow. I got to know him very, very well. And I’ll tell you something. I never met anyone with more drive, determination or more courage than Jean-Luc Picard. There is no way in hell that he would assist the Borg. I want that clear.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5106 "2023-10-23T01:00:45Z")
You know, I once played on the same bill with Liberace; he has the sweetest dimples. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5107 "2023-10-23T15:37:18Z")
Big ideas. To impress me, you’re going to need to do better than theorize. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5108 "2023-10-23T17:49:48Z")
Then you’ve been deluded by the inexhaustible human capacity to avoid the truth. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2023, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5109 "2023-10-24T01:15:10Z")
“Sometimes, I like it when the bad guy wins.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2023, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5110 "2023-10-24T01:58:05Z")
“So, Lady Macbeth. Interesting. What’s your next move?” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2023, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5111 "2023-10-24T21:03:32Z")
“Delta Shift! Delta Shift! Delta Shift!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5112 "2023-10-25T00:12:34Z")
“The entire crew somehow managed to kill themselves, Doctor.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5113 "2023-10-25T00:45:47Z")
Well hello, Enterprise. Welcome. I hope you have a lot of pretty boys on board, because i’m willing and waiting. In fact, we’re going to have a real blow-out here. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5114 "2023-10-25T02:10:00Z")
Mister Quark, I believe you’re trying to take advantage of me. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5115 "2023-10-25T02:10:32Z")
Then you will have no vaccine, AND NO LIEUTENANT YAR! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5116 "2023-10-25T02:21:14Z")
Look, I’ll make a deal with you: you — and your life — for the lives of these two Earth women. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5117 "2023-10-25T03:01:02Z")
You’re a doctor. There’s your patient. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5118 "2023-10-25T03:48:21Z")
I have got some ideas on how to wean him off the stick. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5119 "2023-10-25T03:49:17Z")
To the best of my knowledge, Odo has received no apologies. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5120 "2023-10-25T03:51:14Z")
But, this time, he’s switched all the robes in the steam room. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5121 "2023-10-25T18:56:43Z")
We’ll do our best, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5122 "2023-10-25T22:44:32Z")
The two of us, roaming about the galaxy in the flagship of the Federation, no crew at all… ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5123 "2023-10-25T23:49:44Z")
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