# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 257
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5124 "2023-10-26T00:30:55Z")
Ah, that sounds exciting: ride out with a picnic lunch every day! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5125 "2023-10-26T03:34:14Z")
“Oh, it seems the Son of Mogh is not amused.” “A warrior should not need to exaggerate his feats.” “You’d better _hope_ I exaggerate, or else when people sing the song about this quest, and come to _your_ verse, it will be ‘And Worf came along.’” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5126 "2023-10-26T11:11:16Z")
“The words aren’t important; what’s important is that you have a good time singing it!” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5127 "2023-10-26T18:16:08Z")
What’s with the faces? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5128 "2023-10-26T18:46:28Z")
Jim, you don’t ask The Almighty for his I.D.! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2023, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5129 "2023-10-27T21:03:53Z")
Looks like your wait just went up by thirty minutes. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2023, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5130 "2023-10-27T22:34:11Z")
Who wants a warm martini? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2023, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5131 "2023-10-28T00:07:50Z")
Banana, hot. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2023, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5132 "2023-10-28T01:05:36Z")
That’s no way to live, and I’m not going to go along with it. Now, if you want to make yourself useful, start some water boiling for the shrimp. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2023, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5133 "2023-10-28T01:12:59Z")
“Huh, I had no idea they were married, or that they both loved me.” “Can I interest you in our homewrecker package?” “You don’t have to throw up in _my_ mouth twice.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2023, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5134 "2023-10-28T02:15:45Z")
The first thing I would do would be to grab some poor soul off the street, absorb every ounce of his blood, and let it out on cue whenever someone like you tried to test me. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2023, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5135 "2023-10-28T03:04:34Z")
SISKO: Ah, Major. Get everything settled with Quark? KIRA: That little toad is this far from doing a three sixty out an airlock. SISKO: I’m glad to hear everything went okay. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2023, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5136 "2023-10-28T03:58:22Z")
Funny how they are on this planet: they actually _like_ being taken advantage of. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2023, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5137 "2023-10-28T18:10:49Z")
Turns out you can con a con man. ---
**Author:** ![Ted\_Striker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Ted\_Striker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ted_Striker)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2023, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5138 "2023-10-28T18:25:53Z")
More like 🙂 [**Sulu** (after damaging the master control panel for the detention block’s communication systems and talking to the obnoxious power-hungry guard) ‘Don’t call me ‘Tiny.’’](https://youtu.be/OlqErSr6Rjw?si=AvOpLfER-CAgxLvB&t=88) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2023, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5139 "2023-10-28T23:54:38Z")
“Worf, is this your idea of sex?” “This _ **is** _ sex.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2023, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5140 "2023-10-29T01:21:44Z")
Computer, 35 churros in an unmarked paper bag, hot. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2023, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5141 "2023-10-29T04:27:18Z")
Welcome back, **Ted**! In play: Baby needs a new pair of shoes. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2023, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5142 "2023-10-29T11:42:13Z")
And all it cost was the life of one Romulan senator, one criminal, and the self-respect of one Starfleet officer. I don’t know about you, but I’d call that a bargain. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2023, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5143 "2023-10-29T20:40:58Z")
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