# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 259
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5164 "2023-11-01T20:08:45Z")
I will _feed_ him. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5165 "2023-11-01T20:40:50Z")
All you care about is you. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2023, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5166 "2023-11-02T00:16:48Z")
THAT was the equation! Existence — SURVIVAL! — must cancel out programming! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2023, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5167 "2023-11-02T00:31:48Z")
He’s a traitor, you know. Your father. For marrying that human whore. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2023, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5168 "2023-11-02T01:02:01Z")
C’mon, do I really have to connect the dots? You’re crazy about the broad, but you’re afraid to do anything about it. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2023, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5169 "2023-11-02T14:33:56Z")
Sounds resourceful. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2023, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5170 "2023-11-02T14:46:17Z")
The way I see it, you can either burn it or you can stick it in a drawer for fifty years or however long it takes the human race to become color-blind. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2023, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5171 "2023-11-02T16:42:39Z")
The Controller is young and powerful. Perfect! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2023, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5172 "2023-11-03T13:07:28Z")
You insult us! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2023, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5173 "2023-11-03T16:42:17Z")
How very flattering. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2023, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5174 "2023-11-03T21:36:51Z")
Ironic. One who does not wish to be among us is to _be_ the Emissary. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5175 "2023-11-03T21:42:52Z")
I’m not a _magician,_ Spock — just an old country doctor. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2023, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5176 "2023-11-04T17:18:01Z")
Sounds like a party. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2023, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5177 "2023-11-04T17:24:52Z")
Well, what do you guys _do?_ I mean, you don’t drink, and you ain’t got no TV… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2023, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5178 "2023-11-04T19:37:10Z")
Who wants to counteract Paradise? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2023, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5179 "2023-11-05T00:26:43Z")
Burt Lancaster, standing there in the middle of Pearl Harbor, machine gun blazing, shooting down those Zeros. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2023, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5180 "2023-11-05T00:40:24Z")
QUARK: The Jem’Hadar don’t eat, don’t drink, and they don’t have sex. And if that wasn’t bad enough, the Founders don’t eat and don’t drink, and they don’t have sex either. Which, between you and me, makes my financial future less than promising. ZIYAL: It might not be so bad. For all we know the Vorta could be gluttonous, alcoholic sex maniacs. QUARK: I never thought of that. I wonder what their favorite food is? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2023, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5181 "2023-11-05T01:24:17Z")
“I like tube grubs — and your father is the only person on this planet who can get me live ones.” “I’ve been thinking of adding them to our menu. Of course I’ll have to cook them for my human customers, serve them with a nice remoulade.” “_Cook_ them? What good are tube grubs if they don’t wriggle on the way down?” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2023, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5182 "2023-11-05T01:26:06Z")
Cadet, you are obviously under the mistaken impression that I am asking you for a favor. I want a _name,_ and I want it _now,_ and THAT is an ORDER! Understood, Mr. Nog? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2023, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5183 "2023-11-05T01:30:18Z")
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