# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/502 "2014-10-08T20:16:35Z")
Release him. It is fitting he dies with peace and dignity. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/503 "2014-10-08T20:37:34Z")
How long before we all simply ‘get in the way’? ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/504 "2014-10-08T20:42:13Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > How long before we all simply ‘get in the way’? Not soon enough for you, Ensign Harper. * * * **Data** : I hate this! It is revolting! **Guinan** : More? **Data** : Please! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/505 "2014-10-08T21:27:09Z")
Well, are you coming, Jim? Or do you want to go through life looking like your First Officer? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/506 "2014-10-08T21:32:46Z")
> [@bup](#): > > [Me, sir, I’d like to volunteer](http://liquidfic.org/mesir.html). **UPDATE:** Starfleet Medical reports that the late Lt. Bailey succumbed to chronic liver disease, brought on by consuming mass quantities of a highly alcoholic beverage known as “tranya.” A contributing cause of death was numerous pathogens and toxins acquired by living for a prolonged period of time in an alien environment generally hostile to Terran life. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/507 "2014-10-08T21:35:58Z")
Well, we took the risk, Bones! ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/508 "2014-10-08T21:56:19Z")
Ein, zwei, drei, vier! Gehen wir mit dem Schießgewehr!" ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/509 "2014-10-08T22:25:27Z")
For the second time in one day, Daras is a hero to the Fatherland! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/510 "2014-10-09T00:39:55Z")
Are you trying to kill yourselves? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/511 "2014-10-09T00:46:52Z")
I’ve been prepared for death ever since my crew died! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/512 "2014-10-09T01:37:14Z")
I’ve always known I’ll die alone. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/513 "2014-10-09T03:41:13Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > I’ve been prepared for death ever since my crew died! Correction: “… ever since I killed my crew!” ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/514 "2014-10-09T12:57:47Z")
Human beings have characteristics just as inanimate objects do. It is impossible for Captain Kirk to act out of panic or malice. It is not his nature. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/515 "2014-10-09T14:51:33Z")
… In your opinion. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/516 "2014-10-09T15:00:34Z")
My dear girl, I am a doctor. When I peek, it’s in the line of duty. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/517 "2014-10-09T15:19:14Z")
Take this message to your leaders, Gul Macet: ‘We’ll be watching’. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/518 "2014-10-09T15:22:44Z")
I never answer questions from plebes, Jimmy boy! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/519 "2014-10-09T17:08:01Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Human beings have characteristics just as inanimate objects do. It is impossible for Captain Kirk to act out of panic or malice. It is not his nature. > [@terentii](#): > > … In your opinion. COGLEY: Could that have had an effect on the visual playback we saw? SHAW: Object! The witness would be making a conclusion. STONE: Sustained. COGLEY: Hypothetically, Mister Spock. Hypothetically, Miss Shaw. If what you suggest had been done, it would be beyond the capabilities of most men. Is that true? SPOCK: Affirmative. Also from chakoteya .net ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/520 "2014-10-09T18:16:38Z")
The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/521 "2014-10-09T18:38:28Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play. [I’m borrowing that for my sig, thanks. :)] You’re an idealistic dreamer. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=25) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=27)