# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 260
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2023, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5184 "2023-11-05T03:10:37Z")
“How’d you deal with this kind of thing back on Orion?” “Blindfolded saber fight.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5185 "2023-11-05T03:20:31Z")
“Did we… complete the mission?” “Yes. You were the only fatality.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2023, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5186 "2023-11-05T03:53:48Z")
“What’s gonna spill first, your mouth or your guts? Heh heh… I heard that in a holo-movie.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2023, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5187 "2023-11-05T10:37:07Z")
**“I am _NOT_ Dixon Hill! …I just _LOOK LIKE_ Dixon Hill!”** ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2023, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5188 "2023-11-05T13:07:54Z")
It’s a radio transmission. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2023, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5189 "2023-11-05T13:11:43Z")
…he’s comparing the Enterprise to a _cruise ship?_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2023, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5190 "2023-11-05T20:48:48Z")
I know engineers. They love to change things! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2023, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5191 "2023-11-05T21:58:56Z")
You know, I probably shouldn’t be telling you this, but: I went to Zefram Cochrane High School. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5192 "2023-11-06T18:12:45Z")
They pose no threat. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5193 "2023-11-06T18:21:13Z")
If we do not allow ourselves to believe that the bullets are real, they cannot kill us! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5194 "2023-11-06T20:53:08Z")
Resistance is _not_ futile. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2023, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5195 "2023-11-07T00:54:31Z")
Who _cares_ if revenge is pointless? It feels _really_ fucking good! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2023, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5196 "2023-11-07T04:23:52Z")
VENDORIAN: “Rather than work together to escape, you have chosen to denigrate and bicker. You shall be punished.” BOIMLER: “Uh, I-I’m already feeling pretty punished.” LEVY: “They’re gonna tie us together face-to-face and lay brood pods in our necks so we have to look at each other in the eye while their young burst out of our chests.” VENDORIAN: “You know of our customs?” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2023, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5197 "2023-11-07T04:33:10Z")
In other words, if we shoot him, we have to use a .45 automatic, and not a phaser. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2023, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5198 "2023-11-07T04:42:30Z")
McCOY: Are you out of your Vulcan mind? No human can tolerate the radiation that’s in there! SPOCK: But, as you are so fond of observing, Doctor, I’m not human. McCOY: You’re not going in there! SPOCK: Perhaps you’re right. What is Mister Scott’s condition? McCOY: Well, I don’t think that he… (Spock administers a Vulcan nerve pinch on McCoy) SPOCK: I’m sorry, Doctor. I have no time to discuss this logically. …Remember! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2023, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5199 "2023-11-07T15:45:28Z")
How many fingers? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2023, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5200 "2023-11-07T20:00:53Z")
Everybody out! Now! Move it! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2023, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5201 "2023-11-07T22:24:28Z")
“Where are we going?” “Where they went.” “Suppose they went nowhere?” “Then this will be your big chance to get away from it all.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5202 "2023-11-08T00:28:57Z")
KIRK: “Forego the tractor beam, and fly her in manually.” McCOY: _“Manually?”_ SYBOK: “How often have you done this?” SULU: “…actually, it’s my first attempt.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5203 "2023-11-08T04:41:04Z")
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