# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 261
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5204 "2023-11-08T18:55:40Z")
Well, do you at least have a copy of The Wall Street Journal? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5205 "2023-11-08T20:53:39Z")
Too late. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5206 "2023-11-08T22:30:00Z")
Hardly that, Captain! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5207 "2023-11-08T22:31:12Z")
Sir, I know this may finish me as an Acting Ensign, but… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5208 "2023-11-09T19:27:03Z")
I’d like to be the first to congratulate you on a brilliant strategy. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5209 "2023-11-09T21:47:56Z")
Pure speculation, just an educated guess: I’d say that man is alive. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5210 "2023-11-09T22:02:24Z")
I feel so guilty for saying it, and Tuvix doesn’t deserve to die, but I want Neelix back. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5211 "2023-11-10T19:25:37Z")
Twenty-three was my limit. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5212 "2023-11-10T19:59:04Z")
I saw a dragon once, on Berengaria VII. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2023, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5213 "2023-11-11T03:39:00Z")
You’re here to learn about the human condition, and there’s no better way than by embracing Shakespeare. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2023, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5214 "2023-11-11T03:45:40Z")
To be…or not to be… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2023, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5215 "2023-11-11T04:13:52Z")
Why don’t you try being a woman for a change? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2023, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5216 "2023-11-12T00:14:58Z")
“Help me! Talk to me, before I have to let these people take you!” “…” “DAMN IT, if you were still a man!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2023, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5217 "2023-11-12T00:49:44Z")
Heck, it’s the same dance; it’s just a different tune! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2023, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5218 "2023-11-12T01:08:30Z")
“I wonder which of them was built first.” [wakes up] “…He was.” “…” “But he was found to be imperfect, and I was built to replace him.” “…” “You may call me Lore.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2023, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5219 "2023-11-12T01:13:47Z")
“He dishonored my daughter: he took advantage of her, then he ran off and left her carrying his bastard child.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2023, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5220 "2023-11-12T03:30:25Z")
Let’s see what’s out there. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2023, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5221 "2023-11-12T05:06:13Z")
“Let’s see what she’s got,” said the captain. And then we found _out,_ didn’t we? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2023, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5222 "2023-11-12T12:36:03Z")
Jim, it’s the Kobayashi Maru: no one passes the test, and no one goes back for seconds, let alone thirds. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2023, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5223 "2023-11-12T20:25:55Z")
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