# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 262
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2023, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5224 "2023-11-12T21:31:16Z")
It’s the study of new lifeforms. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2023, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5225 "2023-11-12T21:50:15Z")
Masquerading as a god? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2023, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5226 "2023-11-13T03:00:02Z")
“You will still not survive our assault!” “And you will not survive ours. Shall we die together?” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2023, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5227 "2023-11-13T14:54:38Z")
So how long have you been reading to me for? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2023, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5228 "2023-11-13T19:00:16Z")
You dreamt you were in bed with someone? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2023, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5229 "2023-11-13T22:03:08Z")
I’m going to go again, only this time I’m going to dress the part! Why not come with me? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2023, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5230 "2023-11-14T09:37:36Z")
MARINER: Okay, so, one time, Boimler dragged me to the Starship History Museum. BOIMLER: Dragged? You ran up to the doors. MARINER: No, I didn’t. It was boring. I hated it. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2023, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5231 "2023-11-14T17:43:06Z")
TASHA YAR: Data, I’m only going to tell you this just once: it never happened. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2023, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5232 "2023-11-14T20:47:20Z")
Archer’s not bluffing. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5233 "2023-11-14T21:42:40Z")
The sensations were very real and _extremely_ arousing. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2023, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5234 "2023-11-15T10:52:33Z")
No one has ever offered to turn me into a god before. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2023, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5235 "2023-11-15T19:37:23Z")
With each ticking moment, I will take another piece of you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2023, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5236 "2023-11-15T19:53:30Z")
Howard women… always the same stubborn fools. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2023, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5237 "2023-11-15T21:35:56Z")
She believes **The Picard** is a magical figure; I’m going to show her how the magic works. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2023, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5238 "2023-11-15T21:38:35Z")
Think what you want. See what you want. Just do as I say. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2023, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5239 "2023-11-15T22:14:54Z")
I’m not content simply to obey orders; I need to know that what I am doing is right. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2023, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5240 "2023-11-16T19:15:47Z")
Got anything more old school? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2023, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5241 "2023-11-16T21:07:32Z")
That’s verra kind of you, lass, but I’ll ne’er set foot in that house again. And I recommend that you dinna, either. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2023, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5242 "2023-11-16T21:23:26Z")
“I’m not going to do _anything_ about it. _You’re_ going to sit in the closet.” “The closet? Have you lost your sense of reality?” “This isn’t reality.” [pulls a phaser on him] “This is fantasy. You wanted adventure; how’s this? Got the ol’ adrenaline going? Huh? Good boy. Now get in the closet.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5243 "2023-11-17T01:11:38Z")
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