# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 264
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2023, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5264 "2023-11-20T02:31:26Z")
“If Odo wants to have dinner with me, then why doesn’t he ask me himself?” “Because I’m asking you for him. And neither one of us will take ‘no’ for an answer.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2023, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5265 "2023-11-20T03:36:04Z")
O’BRIEN [in Falcon voice] “Car trouble, Mr. Bashir?” [in normal voice] “Hi, Odo.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2023, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5266 "2023-11-20T13:29:03Z")
To give us a fighting chance. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2023, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5267 "2023-11-20T17:16:28Z")
You’re out-manned, you’re out-gunned, you’re out-equipped. What else have you got? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2023, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5268 "2023-11-20T17:18:38Z")
Here it comes. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2023, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5269 "2023-11-20T17:24:13Z")
What I wouldn’t give right now for a whoopee cushion! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2023, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5270 "2023-11-21T04:22:36Z")
Water, room temperature. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2023, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5271 "2023-11-21T11:32:00Z")
Drink Slug-o-Cola, and keep your teeth a sparkling shade of green! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2023, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5272 "2023-11-21T19:13:20Z")
The distress call definitely came from one of the solar systems in this sector. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5273 "2023-11-22T01:06:34Z")
Tucked into the corner of that galaxy is a planet named Earth. On that planet is a city called Mantua. Go straight ahead past the fountain, turn right, then left, then right again. You’ll find yourself walking along the water, listening, as a man sings of his beloved’s unfaithful heart. And even the fish begin to weep. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5274 "2023-11-22T01:10:21Z")
Romulan ale is already illegal. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5275 "2023-11-22T02:10:28Z")
“Never get drunk unless you’re willing to pay for it the next day.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5276 "2023-11-22T03:03:39Z")
I love grapplers. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5277 "2023-11-22T15:42:10Z")
Perhaps another time. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5278 "2023-11-22T15:49:47Z")
The universal translator is coming online, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5279 "2023-11-22T16:49:07Z")
You remembered. I’m honored. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5280 "2023-11-22T21:49:15Z")
I’m allergic to Retinax. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5281 "2023-11-22T22:04:47Z")
Course laid in, sir. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2023, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5282 "2023-11-23T01:24:55Z")
I think I hate this plan, Data; we’re not even sure our warp jump will work! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2023, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5283 "2023-11-23T01:28:40Z")
T’ANA: “Would you stop messing with the tricorder? We’re about to be eaten alive!” RUTHERFORD: “No can do, Dr. T. I’ve got this.” [finishes adjusting] “We mean you no harm. We just want to get out of this cave.” GRAFFLAX: “Did you just _talk_ to me?” RUTHERFORD: “I adapted this translator based on your growls. Please don’t eat us.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=263) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=265)