# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 265
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2023, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5284 "2023-11-23T04:38:01Z")
“I’m not hungry. The truth is, I’m a little nervous.” “You? Nervous?” “A bit. It is our first date, right?” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2023, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5285 "2023-11-23T10:54:11Z")
“‘It was the best of times, it was the _worst_ of times.’ Message, Spock?” “None that I’m conscious of. Except, of course, happy birthday. Surely, the best of times.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2023, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5286 "2023-11-23T12:04:43Z")
…there comes a time when a man finds that he can’t fall in love again; he knows that it’s time to stop. I don’t belong on your ship. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2023, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5287 "2023-11-23T12:09:44Z")
I will try some of your _burned_, replicated bird meat! (Happy Thanksgiving!) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2023, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5288 "2023-11-23T12:27:18Z")
Do you think you could possibly behave a little less like yourself? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2023, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5289 "2023-11-23T12:28:50Z")
I never kill anyone at the supper table, Mr. LaForge. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2023, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5290 "2023-11-23T16:01:48Z")
Vaal is Vaal. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2023, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5291 "2023-11-23T19:08:59Z")
You did some research on our nutritional choices. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2023, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5292 "2023-11-23T19:54:39Z")
Festival! FESTIVAL!!! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5293 "2023-11-24T03:50:04Z")
"Why is my daughter trying to get herself _killed?"_ “You noticed that too, huh?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5294 "2023-11-24T04:04:39Z")
You bother me in all the right ways. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5295 "2023-11-24T04:18:51Z")
“Mistress of the Winter Constellations!” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5296 "2023-11-24T14:28:01Z")
Whether or not you would’ve made the same choice, you must understand it. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5297 "2023-11-24T14:47:18Z")
To begin, a little Dom Pérignon ‘55 and some Oysters Rockefeller — to be followed by caesar salad, chateaubriand, and cherries jubilee. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5298 "2023-11-24T15:56:47Z")
Humans, Ens. Perez. Us. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5299 "2023-11-24T17:18:28Z")
Ensign Ro, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2023, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5300 "2023-11-24T17:55:18Z")
In a pig’s eye! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2023, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5301 "2023-11-25T01:22:06Z")
It has happened! I watched it happen! I saw it happen! Don’t tell me it didn’t happen! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2023, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5302 "2023-11-25T13:13:14Z")
Madam, I am a doctor. When I peek, it’s in the line of duty. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2023, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5303 "2023-11-25T13:20:56Z")
She is one well-endowed lady; I’d like to get my hands on her ample nacelles, if you’ll pardon the engineering parlance. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=264) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=266)