# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 266
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2023, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5304 "2023-11-25T13:55:30Z")
Congratulations, you look like a fucking scratching post. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2023, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5305 "2023-11-25T13:58:33Z")
I can only imagine what she thinks of me; I kept insisting she was a hologram… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2023, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5306 "2023-11-25T19:12:53Z")
What’s a knockout like you doing in a computer-generated joint like this? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2023, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5307 "2023-11-25T20:55:25Z")
If there is to be a brave new world, our generation is going to have the hardest time living in it. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2023, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5308 "2023-11-25T22:18:52Z")
So you’re saying that I have to emotionally compromise you guys? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2023, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5309 "2023-11-26T03:36:18Z")
Hail Fuhrer! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2023, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5310 "2023-11-26T05:31:37Z")
Are you of the body? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2023, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5311 "2023-11-26T11:55:08Z")
“He’s got the straight flush, folks.” “Not necessarily. Commander Riker may be bluffing, Wesley.” “…” “I don’t think so. Fold.” “With three jacks?! What, are you _kidding?!_ Wesley, you may get straight As in school, but you’ve got a lot to learn about poker.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2023, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5312 "2023-11-26T14:35:08Z")
They’re all calling in. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2023, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5313 "2023-11-26T16:45:27Z")
Hailing frequencies open. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2023, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5314 "2023-11-26T20:26:40Z")
Every one of your ships has a mine on its belly, my finger’s on the button, and you’re in a very bad position. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5315 "2023-11-27T13:34:26Z")
Diane is her kinky sex name? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5316 "2023-11-27T15:13:57Z")
That is not true. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5317 "2023-11-27T17:54:08Z")
Norman, coordinate. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5318 "2023-11-27T19:22:11Z")
Helm’s not responding, sir. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5319 "2023-11-27T19:38:51Z")
Do you have any idea how Moriarty could have gained control of the ship? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5320 "2023-11-28T12:03:36Z")
Well, I didn’t _love_ peeing in the corner. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5321 "2023-11-28T18:21:28Z")
I loved all of them! And they loved me. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5322 "2023-11-28T18:27:55Z")
ODO! TALK TO ME! _Tell_ me something! Anything! LIE if you have to, but say it now, PLEASE! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5323 "2023-11-28T22:01:33Z")
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