# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 267
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5324 "2023-11-28T22:17:58Z")
It was hard to go back to a corset, I can tell you. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2023, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5325 "2023-11-29T00:15:28Z")
Moopsy! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2023, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5326 "2023-11-29T00:33:21Z")
“Very enlightening. You almost made it comprehensible.” “Next time I’ll do the lecture with hand puppets just for you.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2023, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5327 "2023-11-29T22:43:54Z")
Seventeen, sir. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2023, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5328 "2023-11-30T00:07:06Z")
“If we weren’t around all these people, do you know what I would like to do?” “Bust a chair across my teeth.” “_After_ that.” “Ain’t love wonderful?” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2023, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5329 "2023-11-30T02:20:52Z")
I feel your confidence, your arrogant resolve. It excites me. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2023, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5330 "2023-11-30T14:22:45Z")
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2023, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5331 "2023-11-30T14:49:58Z")
I said _“kiddillies,”_ diddle I? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2023, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5332 "2023-11-30T20:42:22Z")
Guinan: "You spoiled the joke. It could have been your timing. " Data: “My timing is digital.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5333 "2023-12-01T00:03:16Z")
My grandchildren will sing of this day! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5334 "2023-12-01T00:41:18Z")
History always records where people were — what they were doing — when important events took place. But it rarely remembers their activities, say, _a week before!_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5335 "2023-12-01T15:42:45Z")
I’m just connecting the dots. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5336 "2023-12-01T17:15:44Z")
I am Nomad. I am perfect. That which is imperfect must be sterilized. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5337 "2023-12-01T20:52:12Z")
Even the extraordinary Lieutenant Yar? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5338 "2023-12-01T23:35:41Z")
PICARD: Surely you know what a headache is. BEVERLY: Of course. But I don’t often encounter them. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5339 "2023-12-01T23:44:56Z")
Well, one of these can make a man a pretty big boss, you know. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5340 "2023-12-01T23:59:58Z")
No, I was thinking, Bela, you would be the top boss. Krako, you’d be his lieutenant. The rest of you, I don’t want any trouble from the rest of you because you’ll have to answer to the Federation. We’ll be back every year to collect our cut. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2023, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5341 "2023-12-02T01:43:06Z")
RIKER: And are these gentlemen the Bynars? QUINTEROS: They’re not gentlemen, or ladies, commander. They’re a unified pair. They’re always together. This is One Zero. And this is Zero One. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2023, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5342 "2023-12-02T02:01:16Z")
My compliments to you, and to your dressmaker. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2023, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5343 "2023-12-02T03:48:13Z")
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