# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 269
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2023, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5364 "2023-12-06T15:25:17Z")
Hey, farmboy: maybe you can’t count, but there are four of us and one of you. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2023, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5365 "2023-12-06T15:34:16Z")
DAX: How do you think the crew’s going to feel about serving under a man without a House? WORF: How they feel is unimportant. All I require from them is obedience. DAX: Spoken like an uncaring, hard-nosed, autocrat. The quintessential First Officer. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2023, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5366 "2023-12-06T16:07:13Z")
I may have you beaten to death. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2023, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5367 "2023-12-06T16:16:59Z")
Did I eat _flesh?!_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2023, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5368 "2023-12-06T19:10:30Z")
Daystrom felt such an act was against the laws of God and man. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2023, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5369 "2023-12-06T20:54:31Z")
Pretty darn cute. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2023, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5370 "2023-12-07T01:33:34Z")
What say you and I put together a little party? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2023, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5371 "2023-12-07T02:20:31Z")
PIKE: Look. [sighs] I want to ask you both for a personal favor. Mr. Boimler. I heard that you’ve been encouraging my crew to throw me a surprise party. Please stop doing that. BOIMLER: It’s just… you never know how many birthdays you have left, MARINER [quietly]: What are you doing? BOIMLER: -and-and… right now, you have friends who want to celebrate you. While you still can. PIKE: [clicks tongue] Ah. Think I know what you’re getting at. And I already know. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2023, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5372 "2023-12-07T14:27:46Z")
The truth is just an excuse for lack of imagination. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2023, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5373 "2023-12-07T14:40:44Z")
I… have HAD… enough of… YOU! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2023, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5374 "2023-12-07T17:36:45Z")
But I can make you _long_ for death; _beg_ for death. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2023, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5375 "2023-12-07T21:33:10Z")
Our warp drive works! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2023, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5376 "2023-12-07T23:27:47Z")
You cannot leave until I hear the green one’s story. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2023, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5377 "2023-12-08T11:30:54Z")
I was off-planet, doing my job, while your Federation did nothing and allowed my people to burn while my planet broke in half — and Spock, he didn’t help us; he betrayed us. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2023, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5378 "2023-12-08T13:19:29Z")
“I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life, as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service… us.” [dramatic swelling of music] “Mr. Worf… fire.” **TO BE CONTINUED** (That music scared the shit out of me as a child.) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2023, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5379 "2023-12-08T13:34:04Z")
How little you understand what you’re facing, Captain. You’re used to fighting enemies like yourself — people on ships with defense shields, energy weapons, warp drives — but this is unlike anything you’ve ever faced! This is the power of the mind! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2023, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5380 "2023-12-08T17:01:24Z")
He will not find it with us. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2023, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5381 "2023-12-08T17:04:38Z")
“Son. Release me.” “I can’t do that, Dad.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2023, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5382 "2023-12-08T18:02:14Z")
“Data, he was joking. You know that, right? Data?” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2023, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5383 "2023-12-09T02:35:14Z")
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