# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/522 "2014-10-09T18:41:24Z")
> [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > I’ve always known I’ll die alone. Note that he was wrong… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/523 "2014-10-09T20:13:19Z")
Shoot it, Doctor, it’s killing the Captain! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/524 "2014-10-09T20:28:56Z")
[_Pulling phaser_] We come in peace … but we’ll defend ourselves, if necessary. ---
**Author:** ![Oglomott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oglomott/32/3543_2.png) [@Oglomott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oglomott)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/525 "2014-10-09T21:13:15Z")
Threats are illogical. And payment is usually expensive. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/526 "2014-10-09T22:11:56Z")
I do not threaten, Captain. I merely state facts. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/527 "2014-10-10T00:18:08Z")
ANAN: You realise what you have done? KIRK: Yes, I do. I’ve given you back the horrors of war. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/528 "2014-10-10T00:30:17Z")
Is that what you’re defending, Captain? ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/529 "2014-10-10T01:05:49Z")
So I will learn to live with it…because I can live with it…I…_CAN_…live with it… ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/530 "2014-10-10T14:08:38Z")
I have little to say about it, Captain, except that for the first time in my life I was happy. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/531 "2014-10-10T17:33:44Z")
Scotty’s dead. He had too much happiness. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/532 "2014-10-10T17:43:38Z")
Where ahh you!? I have to fiiine you! **One moon circles!** ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/533 "2014-10-11T18:59:05Z")
_KEIKO JR: Miles Edward O’Brien, I am still your wife! O’BRIEN: Well technically, yes._ (Elsewhere) _WORF: I do not believe this is appropriate behavior! TROI: Even for your wife?_ An exclamation point was added to the first line above. Note also: “KEIKO JR” is how chakoteya . net/next gen refers to characters in the episode who have been reduced in physical age, although there is no clear sign of change in personality. And I’ve taken the liberty of changing “behaviour” to the American spelling. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/534 "2014-10-11T23:37:39Z")
You stop this illusion, or I’ll twist your head off. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/535 "2014-10-13T19:47:34Z")
SPOCK: _I love you. I can [SIZE=“5”]love you.[/SIZE]_ (They kiss.) ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/536 "2014-10-13T22:29:15Z")
I don’t bite. Well, that’s wrong, I do bite ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/537 "2014-10-13T23:11:03Z")
Wrong thinking is punishable. Right thinking will be as quickly rewarded. You will find it an effective combination. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/538 "2014-10-14T00:32:41Z")
My people pride themselves on being the greatest, most successful gamblers in the universe. We compete for everything. Power, fame, women, everything we desire, and it is our nature to win. And for proof, I offer you our exploration of this galaxy. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/539 "2014-10-14T00:38:02Z")
That’s what this starship is all about! That’s why we’re aboard her! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2014, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/540 "2014-10-20T14:17:39Z")
Congratulations, you are fully dilated to ten centimeters. You may now give birth. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2014, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/541 "2014-10-20T14:27:39Z")
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