# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 270
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2023, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5384 "2023-12-09T04:41:16Z")
…I spent too many math classes daydreaming about being on a starship. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2023, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5385 "2023-12-09T15:18:52Z")
Your mission is known to us. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2023, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5386 "2023-12-09T16:42:56Z")
You have the advantage of me. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2023, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5387 "2023-12-09T21:18:19Z")
WORF: Captain, a search of the Ranian system has determined that the hostile force that attacked this planet is no longer present. PICARD: I remember a Starfleet admiral once saying the same thing about some renegade Andorians in the Triangulum system. It turns out that they had dismantled their ship and hidden it. WORF: Those Andorians did not have to contend with someone of my thoroughness. I will stake my reputation. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2023, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5388 "2023-12-09T21:27:27Z")
These folks don’t need us swimming in their soup, so why don’t you just relax and let ‘em do their jobs? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2023, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5389 "2023-12-09T21:34:40Z")
“I’d like Odo to handle the investigation.” “Minister Koval put _me_ in charge.” “Minister Koval doesn’t run this station.” “And the Federation has no business telling us how to handle our criminals.” “If it turns out that he _is_ a criminal, then he’s yours, and you’re welcome to him. Until then, he’s just a traveler under suspicion.” [sighs] “You think this is all some kind of personal vendetta on my part, don’t you?” “I think you’re too close to the situation to be objective, yes.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5390 "2023-12-09T21:42:10Z")
Working under the assumption that Kolrami was attempting to win, it is reasonable to assume that he expected me to play for the same goal. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2023, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5391 "2023-12-10T17:15:58Z")
That’s the short definition of “Captain.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2023, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5392 "2023-12-10T17:21:41Z")
Don’t call her that. You’ll see. You’ll see how tough Mickey D is. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2023, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5393 "2023-12-10T19:34:07Z")
On speakers. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2023, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5394 "2023-12-10T19:39:38Z")
I’m trying to tell you that there is a situation developing on this vessel that directly affects us, and all you can talk about is that stupid guitar! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2023, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5395 "2023-12-11T16:36:24Z")
It was my first day! They expect me to sacrifice myself on Day One? No way! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2023, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5396 "2023-12-11T16:41:56Z")
KIRK: “It’s _logic,_ Spock; thought you’d like that.” SPOCK: “No, not really. Not this time.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2023, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5397 "2023-12-11T16:52:22Z")
Sir, Ambassador Sarek and his wife _are_ my parents. (I never believed that Kirk wouldn’t have known that - he _had_ to have looked at his First Officer’s personnel file at some point). ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2023, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5398 "2023-12-11T21:09:26Z")
Guess … Who Is Coming … To Dinner? [/Chekov] ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2023, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5399 "2023-12-12T19:50:01Z")
Why did you bring me here? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2023, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5400 "2023-12-12T21:18:14Z")
I’m here to bring two humpbacks into the twenty-third century; if I have to, I’ll go to the open sea to get them — but I’d much rather have yours. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5401 "2023-12-13T20:45:54Z")
I don’t see how he could have made it out this far. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5402 "2023-12-13T20:52:22Z")
It must have been my husband, Donald; if it was new and foolish, he would have popped for it. Well, I’ll say this for it: it’s the first thing he’s ever bought into that worked. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5403 "2023-12-14T03:29:16Z")
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