# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 271
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5404 "2023-12-14T11:05:46Z")
For all we know, it could cause a race riot! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5405 "2023-12-14T21:33:25Z")
Have you noticed how specific their references are? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5406 "2023-12-14T21:58:51Z")
Got an idea. It’s a little crazy. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5407 "2023-12-14T22:07:24Z")
But, Captain, we’re firing directly on your position! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2023, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5408 "2023-12-16T00:15:22Z")
Stop toadying, Quark! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2023, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5409 "2023-12-16T00:31:56Z")
I’ve been dead before. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2023, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5410 "2023-12-16T03:06:51Z")
Jim, you don’t ask the Almighty for his I.D. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2023, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5411 "2023-12-16T10:47:25Z")
Your courtesy is appreciated, sir — but I am aware that I do not effectively convey the fear called for in this scene. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2023, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5412 "2023-12-16T16:08:50Z")
Cheater! You claimed you were only a beginner. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2023, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5413 "2023-12-16T22:15:48Z")
Spock, in this case, do yourself a favor: put aside logic. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2023, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5414 "2023-12-17T11:10:16Z")
Quark: You want something from me, don’t you? Major Kira: How’d you guess? Odo: It’s simple: we’ve been here more than a minute, and we haven’t insulted him, threatened him or arrested him. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2023, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5415 "2023-12-17T11:44:04Z")
“Nobody helps nobody but himself.” “Sir, you are employing a double negative.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2023, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5416 "2023-12-17T12:37:06Z")
“It’s not your fault things are the way they are.” “Everyone tells themselves that… and nothing ever changes.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2023, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5417 "2023-12-17T13:15:04Z")
Do not insult me; you have come here, to this century, and brought your infernal technology with you for God only knows what purpose — but I have no doubt it will be the people of this century who will suffer for it. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2023, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5418 "2023-12-17T13:54:26Z")
The child cured me? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2023, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5419 "2023-12-17T14:12:10Z")
The nurse has given you something to ease the pain. Why were you being stoned? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2023, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5420 "2023-12-17T18:53:02Z")
He knows, Doctor. He knows. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2023, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5421 "2023-12-17T20:17:41Z")
I keep telling you, there is no plot. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2023, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5422 "2023-12-19T21:01:44Z")
You are aware of the charges against you? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2023, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5423 "2023-12-19T21:34:30Z")
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