# Random Star Trek Quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Tags:** star-trek-paramount\
**Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2023, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5424 "2023-12-19T21:50:19Z")

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It’s French, an Earth language; it means: _enjoy your meal._

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2023, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5425 "2023-12-20T22:28:47Z")

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You’re one of those people with their poles reversed.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5426 "2023-12-21T00:34:11Z")

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As a Kansas I liked that one. It’s our state motto.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5427 "2023-12-21T00:53:56Z")

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I want to learn all about your feelings on war and killing and conquest, that sort of thing. Do you know that you’re one of the few predator species that preys even on itself?

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5428 "2023-12-21T01:47:49Z")

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Bring me the ship or I will destroy you.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5429 "2023-12-21T12:20:33Z")

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I will agree to your terms, if, _if,_ in addition to yourself, you hand over to me all data and material regarding the project called … Genesis.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5430 "2023-12-21T15:32:25Z")

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Same course, same speed.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5431 "2023-12-21T15:42:05Z")

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Genesis System, forbidden is!

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5432 "2023-12-21T18:52:09Z")

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And to do so is the only death penalty left on our books; only Fleet Command knows why…

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5433 "2023-12-22T15:19:38Z")

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How many fingers?

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5434 "2023-12-22T19:29:07Z")

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Captain Spock! Captain Spock! Space shuttle leaving in 15 minutes!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5435 "2023-12-22T19:39:38Z")

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They didn’t!

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5436 "2023-12-22T20:24:59Z")

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I hope, for _your_ sake, you were initiating a mating ritual.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5437 "2023-12-22T20:28:52Z")

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With a half-Vulcan science officer named Spock.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5438 "2023-12-22T20:30:59Z")

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Project Genesis: A proposal to the Federation. What exactly is Genesis? Simply put, Genesis is life from lifelessness.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5439 "2023-12-22T20:44:50Z")

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Jim, I remind you that this is a silicon-based form of life; Doctor McCoy’s medical knowledge will be totally useless.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5440 "2023-12-23T00:16:41Z")

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He tasks me.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5441 "2023-12-23T02:37:00Z")

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Queen to King’s Level One.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5442 "2023-12-23T18:20:41Z")

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That is my home?

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5443 "2023-12-23T18:26:48Z")

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Don’t you recognise your old stomping grounds? This is Earth — France — about, oh, three and a half billion years ago, give or take an eon or two. Smells awful, doesn’t it?

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