# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 273
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5444 "2023-12-23T21:35:07Z")
This goo is you. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5445 "2023-12-24T12:29:57Z")
Genetically, he’s indistinguishable from Commander Riker. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5446 "2023-12-24T13:49:05Z")
He tasks me. He tasks me, and I shall have him. I’ll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia, and 'round the Antares Maelstrom, and 'round Perdition’s flames before I give him up. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5447 "2023-12-24T14:04:16Z")
Well, let’s play this out logically then, Mister Spock: firstly, I will kill your captain to demonstrate my resolve; then — if _yours_ holds — I will have no choice but to kill you and your entire crew. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5448 "2023-12-25T00:01:35Z")
Vulcans never bluff. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5449 "2023-12-25T00:31:14Z")
Mother, how can you have lived on Vulcan so long, married a Vulcan, raised a son on Vulcan, without understanding what it means to be a Vulcan? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5450 "2023-12-25T03:45:46Z")
I’m fresh outta warp cores! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5451 "2023-12-25T15:06:12Z")
_Shaka!_ Temba, his arms wide; _Temba!_ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5452 "2023-12-25T18:27:43Z")
Everyone shut up and listen to Shaxs! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5453 "2023-12-25T20:21:15Z")
You haven’t got the _lobes._ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5454 "2023-12-27T00:20:09Z")
What have you done with Spock’s brain? Where’ve you taken it? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5455 "2023-12-27T00:35:29Z")
Coffee first. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5456 "2023-12-27T05:32:32Z")
Fascinating; your society is dedicated exclusively to the production of a single product! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5457 "2023-12-27T23:10:22Z")
Let’s get the hell out of here. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5458 "2023-12-27T23:10:42Z")
That’s–that’s enough. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5459 "2023-12-27T23:12:06Z")
You were about to offer a medical opinion, Jim? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5460 "2023-12-28T00:55:52Z")
You don’t understand what it is to _live!_ Love and compassion are _dead_ in you! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5461 "2023-12-28T04:16:25Z")
Who, me, Doctor? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5462 "2023-12-28T10:26:12Z")
I see now it was too simple a puzzle; generosity has always been my weakness. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5463 "2023-12-28T14:40:20Z")
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