# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 274
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5464 "2023-12-28T17:44:42Z")
You’d better make me a mechanic. Then I can treat little tin gods like you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5465 "2023-12-28T20:28:54Z")
Emotions are alien to me. I’m a scientist. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5466 "2023-12-28T21:49:45Z")
I’m a product of my nucleic acids. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5467 "2023-12-28T22:02:44Z")
To think, after all this time, all our lunches together… you still don’t trust me. There’s hope for you yet, doctor. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5468 "2023-12-29T11:43:07Z")
Jim, I just lost my planet; I can tell you, I am emotionally compromised. What you must do is get me to show it. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5469 "2023-12-29T13:54:11Z")
If there’s nothing wrong with me, maybe there’s something wrong with the universe. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5470 "2023-12-29T13:59:43Z")
To be blunt, you’re not that important. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5471 "2023-12-29T14:29:48Z")
Say goodbye, Data. Goodbye, Data. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5472 "2023-12-29T15:00:06Z")
Keep nodding as though I’m still giving orders. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5473 "2023-12-29T16:24:18Z")
Oh, so that is a Vulcan. I would like to discuss sub-dimensional physics with him. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5474 "2023-12-29T16:29:29Z")
Under penalty of court-martial, I order you to explain to me how you were able to beam aboard this ship while moving at warp. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5475 "2023-12-29T17:23:15Z")
Spock: “I picked this up from Dr. McCoy’s log. We have a crewmember who’s showing signs of stress and fatigue. Reaction time down nine to twelve percent, associational reading norm minus three.” Kirk: “That’s much too low a rating.” Spock: “He’s becoming irritable and quarrelsome, yet he refuses to take rest and rehabilitation. Now, he has that right, but we’ve found…” Kirk: “A crewman’s right ends where the safety of the ship begins. That man will go ashore on my orders. What’s his name?” Spock: “James Kirk. Enjoy yourself, Captain.” I always loved how Spock set that trap. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2023, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5476 "2023-12-30T02:02:43Z")
You’re not one of those guys from the military, are you? Trying to teach whales to retrieve torpedoes, or some dipshit stuff like that? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2023, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5477 "2023-12-30T15:45:22Z")
Please, my friends. Choose to live. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2023, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5478 "2023-12-30T22:48:17Z")
I doubt any god who inflicts pain for his own pleasure. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2023, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5479 "2023-12-31T03:39:29Z")
Mr. Jones says a tribble is the only love that money can buy. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2023, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5480 "2023-12-31T13:18:25Z")
…Worf, where did you get that scar? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2023, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5481 "2023-12-31T19:35:08Z")
Don’t you think you’d better rephrase that, laddie? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2023, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5482 "2023-12-31T20:48:23Z")
Hair. For DNA. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2024, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5483 "2024-01-01T00:58:04Z")
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