# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 275
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2024, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5484 "2024-01-01T14:03:19Z")
There’s no rule that says the bridge has to be at the top of the ship. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2024, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5485 "2024-01-01T14:38:09Z")
You may have inadvertently given Professor Moriarty the means of gaining control of the real Enterprise. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2024, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5486 "2024-01-02T14:48:35Z")
I’m not your uncle. It’s the other way around. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2024, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5487 "2024-01-02T16:49:15Z")
But, no matter how strange it may seem to us, we now have two Will Rikers on board. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2024, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5488 "2024-01-02T17:04:58Z")
The man is dying. And it’s my _honor_ to tell him that his son may have betrayed the Federation. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2024, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5489 "2024-01-02T19:30:04Z")
Permission to come aboard? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5490 "2024-01-03T11:10:03Z")
No; I, er, I just thought that I might, erm, I might join you this evening, if there’s room. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5491 "2024-01-03T18:03:56Z")
No more chaos! No more. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2024, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5492 "2024-01-03T22:20:02Z")
Yard Command’s signaling clear, sir. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2024, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5493 "2024-01-04T02:51:42Z")
I thought I told you not to call me. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2024, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5494 "2024-01-04T02:55:16Z")
Good tea. Nice house. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2024, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5495 "2024-01-04T02:59:46Z")
From a fable you once heard in childhood. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2024, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5496 "2024-01-04T18:25:14Z")
A warrior’s drink! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2024, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5497 "2024-01-04T19:07:39Z")
I’m going to brief your new counselor on everything she needs to know. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2024, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5498 "2024-01-04T20:20:49Z")
In my nightmares, I am chased by algorithms. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5499 "2024-01-05T04:00:01Z")
BASHIR: Well, your sense of humor seems normal enough O’BRIEN: I don’t _have_ a sense of humor. BASHIR: Cough. How’s the sex life? O’BRIEN: I don’t _have_ a sense of humor. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5500 "2024-01-05T14:24:20Z")
You could be suffering from a form of false euphoria. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5501 "2024-01-05T18:36:58Z")
So we walk into the school and we didn’t know what to expect. Is Worf hurt, is he in some kind of trouble? The door opens and there is our little seven-year-old sitting on the chair and glaring across the room at five teenage boys, all of them with bloody noses! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5502 "2024-01-05T18:40:22Z")
Boxing helps me unwind. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5503 "2024-01-06T18:45:42Z")
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