# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 276
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5504 "2024-01-06T19:07:21Z")
The Enterprise has science officers, medical specialists, engineers; our captain is undoubtedly an accomplished diplomat. But we — _ **we** _ — are the warriors. There are times for diplomacy; this is not one of them. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5505 "2024-01-06T21:32:51Z")
Juliet, on the balcony. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5506 "2024-01-06T21:39:10Z")
Then I’ll talk to Lady Macbeth. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5507 "2024-01-06T22:59:56Z")
Charming woman. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5508 "2024-01-06T23:10:12Z")
I think not, Mister Worf; it’s just a piece of space debris. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5509 "2024-01-07T02:23:20Z")
Let me help. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5510 "2024-01-07T02:30:07Z")
No! This weakness disgusts me! I hate it! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5511 "2024-01-07T19:19:54Z")
Hardly that, Captain! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5512 "2024-01-07T19:28:31Z")
One cannot deny human nature. What kind of a man is Commander Riker? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5513 "2024-01-07T22:36:54Z")
I’ll check in on you tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5514 "2024-01-08T00:42:07Z")
But in 24 hours, we won’t have a clue where Captain Kirk is! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5515 "2024-01-08T16:32:03Z")
Sorry, bad habit. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5516 "2024-01-08T18:35:15Z")
There’s just one thing I don’t understand. You were such a rotten swimmer, Louis. Thinking of you working on the ocean floor… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5517 "2024-01-09T17:58:51Z")
We must cultivate bacteria to make cheese. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5518 "2024-01-09T18:16:35Z")
A product for which you have no use, but which the Ornarans can’t live without. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5519 "2024-01-09T22:28:06Z")
There’s coffee in that nebula. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2024, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5520 "2024-01-10T15:30:30Z")
Do you realise how many great advancements of mankind have been tied to speed? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2024, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5521 "2024-01-10T22:07:04Z")
Make us go! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2024, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5522 "2024-01-11T00:20:34Z")
You’ve got to let me finish what I started, or in six minutes World War Three begins! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2024, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5523 "2024-01-11T00:52:04Z")
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