# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 278
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2024, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5544 "2024-01-17T19:14:20Z")
Shields up! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2024, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5545 "2024-01-17T19:44:52Z")
Under the circumstances, I don’t think Tasha would mind. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5546 "2024-01-18T21:07:49Z")
The comm system is being jammed. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5547 "2024-01-18T21:45:17Z")
It’s 1962; what do you want from me? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2024, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5548 "2024-01-19T15:03:51Z")
But I don’t know how to nerve-pinch. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2024, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5549 "2024-01-19T15:10:03Z")
I know the place to get the proper drugs; I’ll need a mortar and a pestle… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2024, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5550 "2024-01-19T15:11:04Z")
“I’m afraid that Worf feels that… we do not understand him.” “Well, part of him may feel that way… but there’s _another_ part that I’ve seen… the part that comes in and drinks prune juice… the part that looks out the window towards home. He’s not looking towards the Klingon Empire, he’s looking towards _you._” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2024, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5551 "2024-01-19T15:15:01Z")
“As a singer, I find him entertaining — but, beyond that, I neither like him nor dislike him.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5552 "2024-01-21T11:48:09Z")
Do you still play baseball? We should put in there that Ferenginar gets to play baseball. I like baseball. It’s fun. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5553 "2024-01-21T11:53:11Z")
Games? Did someone say games? And — perchance for interest’s sake — a _deadly_ game? To the game! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5554 "2024-01-21T20:20:27Z")
Fire anti-matter spread. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5555 "2024-01-21T23:37:08Z")
It won’t be installed until Tuesday. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2024, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5556 "2024-01-22T00:33:32Z")
Consorting with lower-ranked females, captain? Especially ones in penalty boxes? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2024, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5557 "2024-01-22T00:47:13Z")
My, you are _forceful,_ aren’t you? Good; I like my men to be forceful. At least at the start. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2024, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5558 "2024-01-22T10:27:06Z")
You just surrendered your deposit - and your life. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2024, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5559 "2024-01-22T10:58:32Z")
The whole deal was a long shot, but I figured, _what the hell, might as well give them the dough instead of leaving it to my ex-wives._ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2024, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5560 "2024-01-22T12:01:38Z")
Then you wish to copulate? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2024, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5561 "2024-01-22T12:27:42Z")
Although I am intrigued by the audacity of your request, I can’t fathom why you wish the encounter. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2024, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5562 "2024-01-22T17:05:47Z")
Hull temperature at one thousand degrees and rising. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2024, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5563 "2024-01-22T17:53:06Z")
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