# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 279
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5564 "2024-01-24T00:29:19Z")
My people weren’t invited. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5565 "2024-01-24T02:12:01Z")
Then maybe you can explain what he was doing, trying to break into this car here. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5566 "2024-01-24T19:22:00Z")
Did you break it? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5567 "2024-01-24T19:50:02Z")
It doesn’t matter. I lied on my application, and that mistake will be with me for the rest of my life. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5568 "2024-01-24T20:03:11Z")
Oh, him? He’s harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5569 "2024-01-24T20:45:50Z")
No more games. No more fantasies. I’m not going to play anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5570 "2024-01-25T19:21:36Z")
Space Commander Dominguez says we have supplies he urgently needs. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5571 "2024-01-26T02:04:32Z")
Maybe your trombone playing will be one of them. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2024, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5572 "2024-01-26T18:41:16Z")
Do not refer to me as chancellor, for I deserve a fiercer title. From this point forth, you may call me… Mother. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2024, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5573 "2024-01-27T00:52:51Z")
If John Gill is the Führer, it would seem the logical approach. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2024, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5574 "2024-01-27T05:43:47Z")
Mr. President. I’ve been named chancellor in my father’s place. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2024, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5575 "2024-01-27T13:19:54Z")
I get it, you’re a great orator. I’d love to do it again with you, too. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2024, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5576 "2024-01-27T16:32:04Z")
I should’ve received the proper inoculations ahead of time. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2024, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5577 "2024-01-27T16:43:34Z")
Spoken like the consummate explorer. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2024, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5578 "2024-01-28T21:06:21Z")
Now, look Jim–not one man in a million can do what you and I’ve done: command a starship. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2024, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5579 "2024-01-28T21:19:25Z")
Their captain was disabled in the attack; the hologram is now in command. He’s an impressive individual: a physician, an engineer, a warrior — and very attractive to the females! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2024, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5580 "2024-01-28T23:47:02Z")
Please explain the nature of your medical emergency. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2024, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5581 "2024-01-29T00:05:00Z")
You have his brain; it must be restored to him immediately. What have you done with it? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2024, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5582 "2024-01-29T11:35:42Z")
Do you really want to give up your life for “the order of things”? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2024, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5583 "2024-01-29T11:39:07Z")
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