# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2014, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/542 "2014-10-20T14:33:29Z")
Captain, V’Ger is a child. I suggest you treat it as such. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2014, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/543 "2014-10-20T15:52:30Z")
Don’t be afraid. Look at him. Without you children, he’s nothing. The evil remains within him. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2014, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/544 "2014-10-20T19:42:30Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Congratulations, you are fully dilated to ten centimeters. You may now give birth. Fun will now commence. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2014, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/545 "2014-10-21T00:02:56Z")
“Chocolate wobble and pistachio…And peach.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2014, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/546 "2014-10-21T00:32:27Z")
It’s…uh…It’s green. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2014, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/547 "2014-10-21T00:43:58Z")
No, I won’t kill him! Do you hear? You’ll have to get your entertainment someplace else! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2014, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/548 "2014-10-21T04:48:38Z")
I have never questioned the orders or the intelligence of any representative of the Federation. Until now. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2014, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/549 "2014-10-21T18:41:30Z")
“Evenin’, Sub-commander.” ---
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2014, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/550 "2014-10-21T19:04:52Z")
I find that remark…insulting. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2014, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/551 "2014-10-21T19:17:11Z")
Intuition, however illogical, is recognized as a command prerogative. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2014, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/552 "2014-10-21T19:56:30Z")
A blind man could see it with a cane. You’re not a pet. You’re not a specimen kept in a cage. You’re a lover. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/553 "2014-10-22T17:36:52Z")
“Do I have a name?” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/554 "2014-10-22T17:48:08Z")
I am Nomad. I am perfect. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/555 "2014-10-22T20:44:06Z")
You are flawed and imperfect! Execute your prime function! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/556 "2014-10-22T21:59:16Z")
Error. Error. Faulty! Faulty! Must sterilize. Sterilize. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/557 "2014-10-22T22:58:58Z")
Your logic was impeccable. We are in grave danger. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2014, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/558 "2014-10-23T01:05:55Z")
You will all die horribly in searing pain! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2014, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/559 "2014-10-23T01:32:59Z")
You know, coming back in time, changing history… that’s cheating. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2014, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/560 "2014-10-23T01:45:39Z")
What you need is a King and a deuce. Except at night of course, when you’d need a Queen and a four. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2014, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/561 "2014-10-23T02:15:19Z")
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