# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 280
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2024, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5584 "2024-01-29T13:57:47Z")
“Bad cop!” “Bad cop! Damn!” “Gotta be quicker, chief.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2024, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5585 "2024-01-29T14:54:56Z")
It’s just that, for all practical purposes, this is my first day as a father, and he almost kills himself. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2024, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5586 "2024-01-29T16:18:41Z")
So strange… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2024, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5587 "2024-01-29T16:39:09Z")
Captain, we _could_ say that Mister Seven and Miss Lincoln have some interesting experiences in store for them. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2024, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5588 "2024-01-30T22:00:46Z")
It’s a first step. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2024, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5589 "2024-01-31T05:19:18Z")
And when it wears out we’ll build another one, and we’ll lock ourselves into it for another thousand years. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2024, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5590 "2024-01-31T11:39:21Z")
Annoyed, Mr. Spock? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2024, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5591 "2024-01-31T12:09:01Z")
I hereby relinquish my command, based on the fact that I have been emotionally compromised. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2024, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5592 "2024-01-31T21:51:24Z")
Warp point eight. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2024, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5593 "2024-02-01T00:57:53Z")
Take me to the Presidio, driver, and don’t spare the whip! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2024, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5594 "2024-02-01T13:14:33Z")
You are the son of a traitor. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2024, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5595 "2024-02-01T14:54:51Z")
Her name was Louise. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2024, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5596 "2024-02-01T19:32:40Z")
We are in law enforcement. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2024, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5597 "2024-02-02T02:26:20Z")
Fraud! You didn’t deduce anything; all you did was recognise elements from two different Holmes stories! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2024, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5598 "2024-02-02T16:43:52Z")
Please believe me. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2024, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5599 "2024-02-02T17:46:52Z")
Commander, is your contention that Lieutenant Commander Data is not a sentient being and therefore not entitled to all the rights reserved for all lifeforms within this Federation? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2024, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5600 "2024-02-02T21:15:28Z")
You see he’s met _two_ of your conditions for sentience; what if he meets the third? Consciousness, in even the slightest degree. What is he then? _I_ don’t know? Do _you?_ Do _you?_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5601 "2024-02-03T06:59:06Z")
Frankly, now I want nothing more than what the fisherman expects of the worm. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5602 "2024-02-03T15:43:56Z")
As your doctor I order you to drink this coffee. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5603 "2024-02-03T16:00:10Z")
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