# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 281
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2024, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5604 "2024-02-04T14:52:58Z")
If there’s one thing that this experience has taught me, Captain, it’s that there’s no time like the present. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2024, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5605 "2024-02-04T20:44:28Z")
Well, that’s brilliant. Do they still have sandwiches there? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2024, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5606 "2024-02-04T20:55:14Z")
Have your Klingon servant get us some chairs. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2024, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5607 "2024-02-04T21:00:09Z")
We had to kill him; I’m more optimistic about getting what we need from the woman. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2024, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5608 "2024-02-04T21:05:27Z")
Why is my daughter trying to get herself killed?! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2024, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5609 "2024-02-04T21:14:06Z")
The rest of the bridge crew is dead. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2024, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5610 "2024-02-05T00:38:32Z")
Captain, it’s no use. We’re dead in space. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2024, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5611 "2024-02-05T00:51:20Z")
You know, I imagine a very similar discussion taking place on our neighbor ship over a thousand years ago; let’s hope our decisions are more successful than theirs were. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2024, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5612 "2024-02-05T16:18:27Z")
Where would you go? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2024, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5613 "2024-02-05T18:21:37Z")
Check the circuit. Said by Spock in “The Cage,” the first line of dialogue in all of _ST_. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2024, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5614 "2024-02-06T10:52:07Z")
You’re over-analyzing, Data. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2024, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5615 "2024-02-06T19:58:30Z")
I was lonely for you. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2024, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5616 "2024-02-06T22:24:23Z")
You’re awfully chatty for a Klingon, you know that? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2024, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5617 "2024-02-06T22:32:35Z")
My grandfather was from Canada. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2024, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5618 "2024-02-06T23:03:01Z")
You’re a healer; there’s your patient. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2024, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5619 "2024-02-07T02:29:09Z")
Just like the Alamo! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2024, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5620 "2024-02-07T06:09:47Z")
Computer, taffy, honey, shrimp, soda, corn, steak, chicken nugget, crispy lemon rock candy, chili, gravy, chocolate sundae! Hot! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2024, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5621 "2024-02-07T22:01:00Z")
I’m glad we’re both innocent. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2024, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5622 "2024-02-08T13:33:06Z")
He said the government owes me money! Can you believe that? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2024, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5623 "2024-02-08T18:44:13Z")
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