# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 283
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5644 "2024-02-15T14:19:16Z")
Sensors detect nothing. I mean nothing. As in, there are no readings of any kind. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5645 "2024-02-15T15:02:30Z")
I realize that you can do almost anything a sighted person can do, but you can’t pilot a starship. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2024, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5646 "2024-02-16T13:38:04Z")
Can’t you tell just by listening? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2024, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5647 "2024-02-16T13:42:05Z")
Gentlemen, that sound is caused by the heartbeats of all the people on board the ship. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2024, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5648 "2024-02-18T21:37:45Z")
Sounds scary! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2024, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5649 "2024-02-19T01:33:53Z")
Well, there’s an old saying: _“Those Who Can’t, Coach.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2024, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5650 "2024-02-19T03:29:42Z")
Extremely little, ensign. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2024, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5651 "2024-02-19T06:08:57Z")
Hardly that, Captain! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2024, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5652 "2024-02-19T16:34:59Z")
Right up until the very end, life is to be worn gloriously. Because, until our last moment, the future’s what we make it. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2024, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5653 "2024-02-19T19:52:36Z")
I just don’t understand how you could have ended up in a shuttlecraft while the Enterprise was being destroyed. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2024, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5654 "2024-02-20T18:59:19Z")
It’s no use, sir. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2024, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5655 "2024-02-20T21:02:47Z")
Sometimes a man’ll tell his bartender things he’ll never tell his doctor. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5656 "2024-02-21T01:25:53Z")
The women! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5657 "2024-02-21T14:29:26Z")
You’re a stranger. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2024, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5658 "2024-02-22T11:59:32Z")
We call ourselves _The Q_ — or thou mayst call me that; it’s all much the same thing. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2024, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5659 "2024-02-22T16:44:49Z")
Am I glad to see you… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2024, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5660 "2024-02-22T17:38:38Z")
Why didn’t you break a few rules? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2024, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5661 "2024-02-22T19:02:24Z")
The Federation was so eager to have Bajorans in Starfleet that my instructors gave me the benefit of the doubt. So did you, when you accepted my application. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2024, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5662 "2024-02-24T23:23:44Z")
Everything all right? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2024, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5663 "2024-02-24T23:50:14Z")
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