# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 285
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2024, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5684 "2024-03-03T16:46:21Z")
And quite a philosopher! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5685 "2024-03-04T02:33:11Z")
“I thought you were the ship’s cook.” “That’s right. And everybody on board thought they were a food critic.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5686 "2024-03-04T02:36:59Z")
You call this a cheesesteak? I wouldn’t feed this to my parole officer. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5687 "2024-03-04T02:57:44Z")
This bloodwine is COLD! GET ME ANOTHER ONE! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5688 "2024-03-04T10:46:39Z")
You mind if I drink that? I’ve been on my feet for hours, and I could really use a little pick-me-up… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5689 "2024-03-04T18:54:22Z")
Shields at six percent! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5690 "2024-03-04T20:12:29Z")
Sometimes, Riker, the best way to win a fight is _not to be there._ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2024, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5691 "2024-03-05T20:39:21Z")
I’m still working on a signal. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2024, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5692 "2024-03-05T21:03:51Z")
Damn you! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2024, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5693 "2024-03-06T14:10:01Z")
The altar of tomorrow! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2024, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5694 "2024-03-07T17:35:54Z")
I know that even a real throne is no more than merely a chair — but the symbolism is important, don’t you agree? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2024, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5695 "2024-03-07T18:45:29Z")
I’m not in the habit of consulting anyone about anything, especially a lawyer. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2024, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5696 "2024-03-07T19:43:12Z")
Mr. Worf, assign the Ferengi to quarters. Not too close to mine. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2024, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5697 "2024-03-07T21:30:59Z")
For example: Star log entry. Stardate: Today. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5698 "2024-03-08T15:38:08Z")
I won’t play these games with the trick of light. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5699 "2024-03-08T18:41:24Z")
This has been very educational, but I make it a policy never to open another man’s gift. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2024, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5700 "2024-03-09T17:40:36Z")
Our homes are open to you. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2024, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5701 "2024-03-09T18:13:10Z")
Ugly bags of mostly water! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2024, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5702 "2024-03-10T14:39:30Z")
Too small; too slow. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2024, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5703 "2024-03-10T14:43:34Z")
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