# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 286
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2024, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5704 "2024-03-10T18:48:37Z")
Depending on its radiant intensity, it could encompass a ship…or a planet. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2024, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5705 "2024-03-10T19:23:44Z")
Riker to bridge. If you need me, I’ll be in Holodeck 4. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2024, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5706 "2024-03-10T22:02:04Z")
How romantic! I can’t resist a man who knows what he wants and goes after it! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2024, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5707 "2024-03-10T22:14:06Z")
Charming woman. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2024, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5708 "2024-03-10T23:44:53Z")
She seems to have worked out an infallible method for assuring permanent male fidelity. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5709 "2024-03-11T20:39:23Z")
Just accept it. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5710 "2024-03-13T02:28:57Z")
Nothing we can do; Frankie’s a made man, _capisce?_ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5711 "2024-03-13T07:23:43Z")
Transport complete. I got 47… out of 150. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5712 "2024-03-13T13:02:00Z")
I can’t seem to remember how to enter the coordinates, sir. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2024, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5713 "2024-03-13T13:26:29Z")
It never occurred to me to think of _space_ as the thing that was moving… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2024, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5714 "2024-03-14T16:58:50Z")
I can try, sir. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2024, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5715 "2024-03-17T08:10:37Z")
Klingon bird of prey, sir! She’s arming torpedoes! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2024, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5716 "2024-03-17T16:06:35Z")
Come with me, please. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2024, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5717 "2024-03-18T03:25:34Z")
Much obliged; you know, you’re just about the prettiest little ol’ doctor I ever seen! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2024, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5718 "2024-03-18T20:41:36Z")
I don’t believe so, sir. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2024, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5719 "2024-03-18T20:47:28Z")
You think you can get away with this just 'cause your mother’s off-planet? You get your ass back home, now! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2024, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5720 "2024-03-19T23:34:40Z")
Well then, you need to drink more water. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2024, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5721 "2024-03-20T18:21:37Z")
No; we’re invincible! Look what we’ve done: your mighty starships? Four _toys,_ to be crushed as we choose! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2024, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5722 "2024-03-20T21:24:11Z")
A water, cold. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2024, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5723 "2024-03-22T11:59:40Z")
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