# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 287
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2024, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5724 "2024-03-22T14:02:05Z")
“Who is the keeper of the katra?” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2024, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5725 "2024-03-22T17:14:43Z")
“Laurence Harvey, Richard Widmark, and John Wayne as Davy Crockett.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2024, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5726 "2024-03-23T20:55:42Z")
You missed me! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2024, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5727 "2024-03-23T22:54:17Z")
I guess that means you’re not going to wish me luck. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2024, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5728 "2024-03-24T08:07:41Z")
I choose the danger. …Helluva time to ask. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2024, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5729 "2024-03-24T11:55:01Z")
Well, I hate to break this to you, but Starfleet operates in space. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2024, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5730 "2024-03-24T13:59:25Z")
A new generation of Borg. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2024, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5731 "2024-03-24T14:02:09Z")
He’s a one-legged crazy man! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5732 "2024-03-25T02:52:20Z")
Who, me, Doctor? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5733 "2024-03-25T18:22:00Z")
No matter how vast the differences may be between cultures, people always have something that somebody else wants. And trade is born. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5734 "2024-03-26T00:27:56Z")
Rule of Acquisition #1: Once you have their money, never give it back! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5735 "2024-03-26T19:43:51Z")
When I was a kid, I used to look up to you guys: the suit, the fancy shoes, I really thought that made you _somebody._ But you’re _nobody._ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5736 "2024-03-26T19:52:42Z")
I wrote that this morning. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5737 "2024-03-27T01:08:46Z")
It’s a damn fine piece of writing, is what it is — and _‘Deep Space Nine’_ is a very intriguing title! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5738 "2024-03-27T12:55:01Z")
I’ll leave ye to _work,_ Mister LaForge! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5739 "2024-03-27T13:19:20Z")
I’m sorry, hold up. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5740 "2024-03-28T03:32:13Z")
No; don’t hypo me; _please_ don’t hypo me; I’ll try not to fight. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5741 "2024-03-28T10:52:06Z")
Joke’s on you, man! I _love_ the brig! I’m going to my _favorite place!_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5742 "2024-03-28T11:05:28Z")
You doubt me only because I have not as yet had my coronation! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5743 "2024-03-28T14:44:49Z")
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