# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 288
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5744 "2024-03-30T12:47:28Z")
Every time he starts digging he forgets time, sleep, food, everything. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5745 "2024-03-30T13:50:05Z")
You have no idea who we are, but you’ll soon find out. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5746 "2024-03-30T15:19:28Z")
Are you sure you didn’t go to high school in Asheville, North Carolina? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5747 "2024-03-30T21:50:04Z")
He had a surgeon’s hands. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5748 "2024-03-31T02:28:35Z")
We offered him unchallenged control of the Alpha Quadrant, and all he could think about was his daughter. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5749 "2024-03-31T13:26:25Z")
I have brought you nourishment. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2024, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5750 "2024-04-01T00:32:02Z")
Yes, and all I had to do was add a little petty bickering and mutual loathing. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2024, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5751 "2024-04-01T06:48:50Z")
“I do not know how you transferred secret information to the Romulans, but I will find out! And when we inform the Klingon High Council, they will put you to a _slow_ death!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2024, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5752 "2024-04-01T15:23:37Z")
Here it comes. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2024, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5753 "2024-04-01T16:00:15Z")
Borg? Sounds Swedish. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2024, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5754 "2024-04-01T17:12:13Z")
Agreed; not only are they closely humanoid, but their history has remarkable similarities to ours! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2024, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5755 "2024-04-01T17:54:59Z")
In a pig’s eye! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2024, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5756 "2024-04-01T20:36:59Z")
I find it odd, Captain, that a man of your experience has such difficulty in understanding ordinary politeness. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5757 "2024-04-02T20:28:59Z")
On that day, it is we who will be lucky. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5758 "2024-04-02T21:39:16Z")
Shaka, when the walls fell! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2024, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5759 "2024-04-03T12:14:12Z")
Darmak and Jalad at Tanagra ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2024, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5760 "2024-04-03T18:31:49Z")
Enjoy your laurels, doctor. I’m not sure I could. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2024, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5761 "2024-04-03T19:34:41Z")
Let’s get the hell out of here. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2024, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5762 "2024-04-04T15:36:57Z")
I am ordering you never to reveal what has happened here today: not to Starfleet; not to _myself,_ even; you will conceal your knowledge of the Paxans for as long as you exist. Do you fully understand, Data? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2024, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5763 "2024-04-04T18:15:16Z")
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