# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 289
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2024, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5764 "2024-04-04T18:25:07Z")
I’m sure the concierge will be delighted. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2024, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5765 "2024-04-04T20:25:45Z")
Baby needs a new pair of shoes. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5766 "2024-04-05T09:57:46Z")
Senseless killing is immoral, but killing for a purpose can be quite often ingenious. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5767 "2024-04-05T14:15:56Z")
Dispose of that, would you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5768 "2024-04-05T19:35:27Z")
Permission to come aboard? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5769 "2024-04-06T00:54:54Z")
You must return to your world, and put an end to the commies; all it takes is a few good men. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5770 "2024-04-06T14:30:30Z")
We’re scientists, like you. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5771 "2024-04-06T14:51:04Z")
Oh come now; we’re all military men, under the skin — and how we do love our uniforms! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5772 "2024-04-06T18:26:23Z")
Jim, this man is a Klingon! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5773 "2024-04-06T20:25:00Z")
I found him to be a very concerned leader, and a good spokesman for his people, and a terrific dancer. No, really! I’m serious! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2024, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5774 "2024-04-07T03:14:05Z")
Now I am ready to dance at Chief O’Brien’s wedding. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2024, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5775 "2024-04-07T11:51:48Z")
But you needed his help at the concert. Or is there, possibly, some other logical explanation for what happened that night? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2024, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5776 "2024-04-07T18:31:15Z")
Sensors in our area indicate a vessel, closing fast. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2024, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5777 "2024-04-07T18:41:49Z")
Thank you for the drinks! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2024, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5778 "2024-04-08T03:04:52Z")
We’re all being manipulated, Lieutenant — myself most of all. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2024, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5779 "2024-04-08T14:12:41Z")
The sand cloud is causing too much interference. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2024, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5780 "2024-04-08T14:20:58Z")
The best magicians will never let you see what’s up their sleeve, Counselor. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2024, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5781 "2024-04-09T16:47:04Z")
Perhaps another time. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2024, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5782 "2024-04-09T22:09:06Z")
“I do find you… intriguing, Quark.” “‘Intriguing.’” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2024, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5783 "2024-04-09T23:28:11Z")
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