# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 290
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2024, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5784 "2024-04-10T00:09:31Z")
I believe if I can learn to duplicate the fear of Ebenezer Scrooge, I will be one step closer to truly understanding humanity. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2024, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5785 "2024-04-10T21:19:30Z")
I’ve been in a sentient cave. That’s a dark place that knows things! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2024, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5786 "2024-04-10T21:40:57Z")
There is no need for apprehension. I intend no harm. No harm. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5787 "2024-04-11T10:42:15Z")
Your species is even weaker than I expected. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5788 "2024-04-11T12:24:05Z")
Klingons do NOT talk about their feelings. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5789 "2024-04-11T12:28:31Z")
Maybe it’s the one thing that keeps men ahead of them. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5790 "2024-04-11T14:48:11Z")
We’ve parted a hundred times. May we rejoin to part a hundred more. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5791 "2024-04-11T17:46:22Z")
But you’ve been to the future! You know it’s going to happen! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5792 "2024-04-11T21:46:44Z")
I do not laugh because I do not _feel_ like laughing! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5793 "2024-04-11T23:37:35Z")
There doesn’t seem to _be_ a Klingon word for “jolly.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5794 "2024-04-12T17:30:30Z")
Nice house. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5795 "2024-04-12T17:38:49Z")
I have come to understand that the alien contaminators created this place for me out of some sense of guilt — presuming that the novel we had on board the shuttle about the Hotel Royale was in fact a guide to our preferred lifestyle and social habits. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5796 "2024-04-12T20:42:18Z")
Should I wait till the service is over before beginning decontamination? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5797 "2024-04-12T20:57:04Z")
_Now_, you’re an engineer. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5798 "2024-04-12T21:22:25Z")
You’ve just become nurses. Let’s go. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2024, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5799 "2024-04-13T14:25:12Z")
More questions. Always the explorer. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2024, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5800 "2024-04-13T15:47:57Z")
I don’t want to go back to my quarters. Actually, I don’t want to go back to my life. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2024, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5801 "2024-04-14T19:33:20Z")
Changed my mind. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2024, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5802 "2024-04-14T19:54:02Z")
Lieutenant, you could very well be the most advanced human being who has ever lived. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5803 "2024-04-15T15:09:04Z")
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